Wacky Bastards

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Ashley Tisdale agreed to babysit her niece, Mikayla, on a day when she just so happened to stop by the Grove in L.A. to kick off, not one, but two campaigns – The Be Strong Challenge and her Got Milk? ads. Coincidence? I think not! Could there be plan in the works for this cute little bundle of joy?(eyebrow raised really high) It was a nice, cute little photo op, but a bit too staged for my taste! Eh, I could just be full of it and in need of  my morning drink. Cheers!

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Ever seen Wipeout? If not, you suck! No, really, you do! Well, let me ease up on that. Maybe, you don’t have a TV, and you’re one of those “smartphone, tablet junkies, spouting off nonsense like “everything’s going to the internet, so why spend money on a TV”. Well, I would say watch it online, then, Nerds Guys! Tune in Friday nights, starting September 2nd!

Check it out here, if you don’t know what I’m talking about(Just Sad!)

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Remember Bucky Covington from American idol? Me neither! Well, he was involved in a grand theft investigation involving $1500 being ganked from the Iron Horse Saloon in Ormond Beach, Florida this past June. Bucky, apparently, didn’t do it, or maybe he did, and there wasn’t enough evidence.

TMZ broke the news:

“American Idol” reject  Bucky Covington won’t be prosecuted for allegedly jacking $1,500 from a bar back in June — after the Florida Attorney General’s Office decided there wasn’t enough evidence make a successful case against him.

“The prosecutor determined that there was insufficient evidence to prove the charges against Mr. Covington beyond a reasonable doubt at trial.”

Told ya’!!! Must admit, if he was involved, it wasn’t a bad plan. Afterall, who would suspect an ex-idol contestant could be desperate enough to involve himself in such a dastardly deed? I mean, they’re way too classy for that.

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I never really got into going to the zoo. It just never excited me to observe animals not in their natural habitat. Of course, freeing them never occurred to me, either, but that doesn’t mean I didn’t feel their pain. Two girls from Minnesota decided enough was enough. They decided to free a goat from the Sibley Park Zoo while attending a birthday party there.

From the horse’s mouth(My Fox Atlanta):

The girls told the investigating officer that the goat lived in their bedroom closet and that they regularly took it out for late-night walks.

The Free Press says police don’t know how the girls managed to free the goat, which was returned to the zoo

I’m guessing the goat’s previous digs were a bit bigger than the closet, but the walks were meant to make up for the new, cramped quarters? Ya’ gotta’ love the proactive thinking of grammar school girls, but there needs to be some serious reflection here on the part of Sibley Park Zoo personnel and the sister’s parents, ‘cuz that’s just ridiculous!

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Jersey Shore ain’t my cup a tea, but Jenny Farley “shore” could get it. Everytime I see JWoww, I get a little closer to becoming a possible, occasional viewer of the MTV reality show. Then, of course, reality sets in, and all becomes right with the universe once again. Ms. Farley hosted a night at Pure in Ceasars Palace Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, last night, which just so happened to be my Birthday. JWoww was accompanied by her boyfriend, Roger Matthews, but we didn’t need to see him, or at least, I didn’t. Enjoy Jenny “Wowwing” ‘em in a blue, maybe turquoise, dress.

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Wacky was born in California, but he seems pretty sane. I mean, sometimes, he scares the piss outta me, but only a few times a week, so not too often. Can’t say the same for this crazy California trick, Sonia Hermosilla, who threw her 7-month old son off a 4-story garage at Children’s Hospital of Orange County. Damn, thought the O.C. was cool, Yo!

From the horse’s mouth(Find Law):

Hermosillo had been suffering from postpartum depression after giving birth to her now 7-month old baby boy. She was taking medication, and had recently gone to her first therapy session, reports the Orange County Register.

She had also been hospitalized in June after she declared that she no longer wanted her son, the Orange County Register reports. Her son was born with a congenital condition that required physical therapy. He also wore a helmet designed to help correct his flat-head syndrome.

Hermosillo stands accused of removing the helmet from her infant son’s head before dropping him over the edge of the parking structure at the Children’s Hospital.

Sonia Hermosillo is set to undergo a psychiatric evaluation and is being held in jail without bail, reports the Los Angeles Times. Further investigation may reveal why the mom threw her baby off the garage structure.

Further investigation is needed to reveal why she launched her baby off the garage structure. Who the f*** doesn’t know what I already know – she called herself putting the baby out of his misery, so she could get on with her ridiculous life, in her crazy, over-exaggerated postpartum state. Good job, Sonia! He’ll be a vegetable now, which makes him easier to eat, right, ya’ big ass polar bear! Sorry, but postpartum to that extreme means the chick has no biz having kids! And get the f*** outta here with that postpartum can be really serious and her child was disabled which made it worse crap! I know plenty of women with disabled kids, and those are the most loving moms I’ve ever seen. As the song says – “Whoop that trick”! And then I say, gas that trick! Sorry…touchy subject for me. If I’ve offended anyone, suck it up and get on with your life!

Sup,

Claudia Sampedro is a busy girl these days, but not too busy to answer a few, or 20, questions from the “Wacky One” – that would be me! Must admit, I was a little taken back that she agreed  so quickly. Was it my fame? Doubtful! Was it my good looks? Probably not! Was it my fortune? Hell naw! Which means it could only be one thing: Claudia Sampedro is cool as hell…….and fine! Here’s how it went down with Claudia:

Were you born and raised in Miami?

I was born in Cuba where I was raised and grew up until I was 7. When I turned 7 my family and I moved to Miami and I’ve been here ever since

Are you 100% Cuban?

cien-porciento (laughs) my grandparents are from Spain, my grandmother lives in Barcelona and I apparently have some middle eastern decent.

How was your childhood?

My childhood was interesting Even though in Cuba we literally grew up running around barefoot-playing in the streets. I was surrounded by a very tight knit family which is what mattered at the time. I was also lucky enough to be blessed with a lot of basic necessities that a lot of the Cuban community lacked. When I was about to turn 7 we made the trip over to the United States, the transition being initially tough on us all. We were basically here alone and my parents had to start from scratch. Anyways, I’m not complaining – I feel blessed to have been given many wonderful opportunities along the way

How many brothers and sisters?

One brother, handsome young fellow – Manny, he’s 20

How long you been modeling?

Just started about a year ago – I’m a newb (laughs) as I’m sure you can tell

Most embarrassing childhood memory?

Being the only ESOL gifted student in first grade! OMG The only thing I knew how to say was “my name is Claudia” (laughs) Somehow I feel like the two terms ESOL and GIFTED kind of cancel each other out, so tell me how I graduated with the highest grades in Elementary? I was always a nerd in school.

Lots of boyfriends in high school?

Not really (laughs) I always dated older dudes. So I was the freshman going to prom. But I think I had a total of 3 serious boyfriends throughout High School… I think.

Do you encounter a lot of haters?

(laughs) haters are motivators!

It doesn’t even matter because no matter how much hate mail spams my inbox or how many ridiculous rumors I hear or read- it’s all drowned out by 100x as many positive comments and feedback – so i appreciate it. Every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So without one the other wouldn’t exist.

Sometimes others feel the need to judge and put in their two cents in a situation that does not concern them. Anywho- to the haters… I really appreciate the time and effort you take out of your daily existence to dedicate to mine, but honestly I’m really not that interesting and one thing you can’t get back is your time SO I’m sure you can find something more productive to indulge in “love who loves you because they feed your love, love who hates you because they need your love”

Wacky Response: Z Formation!!!

Ever been stalked?

Yes I have. I stopped checking into places online because I started getting random “ICU” notes on my car. And theres this dude that has been using my pics online for almost a year now. He creates fake Facebook pages, online dating sites, the dude even created www.claudiasampedro.net. Sometimes he will use the name Klaudia instead. Anyways he hits up dudes online and talks to them on the phone and through BBM— has all kinds of crazy sexual conversations, asks them for things. These dude obviously never meet him because IT’S NOT ME! Then he tells them that he is throwing “my brother” a surprise bday party, and he needs them to pick him up and distract him for a few hours before the party. These guys think they’re talking to me SO they actually go and pick “his brother” up and go eat, go to the movies, all kinds of place —- and the brothers really him. How sick and twisted!

Wacky Response: All kinds of crazy!!!

Ever stalked anyone?

Not stalked… I did have a minor obsession with Chester Bennington from Linkin Park when I was growing up (laughs)

I’ll bet you’ve broken a lot of hearts?

I eat hearts for breakfast (laughs) no just kidding- not really, can’t say that I have.

Ever had your heart broken?

It’s taken a few blows, but you bounce back a stronger person.

What’s your best feature?

(laughs) that’s for your viewers to decide!

Wacky response: Be kinda hard to narrow it down!

I love me some feet! Does Claudia Sampedro have pretty feet?

sure, why not )

What’s a guy’s best feature?

Other than of course his face because thats what I’m gonna be looking at! Arms/shoulders with the personality and IQ to match Yumm! I want to have something to grab on to (laughs) I love to cuddle so I definitely love me a guy that can wrap me up and squeeze me. Not into the whole roider, bodybuilder look either tho, I want to feel protected not suffocated. But most importantly I like a dude that I can kick it with one on one and vibe with.

Do you think you’re as fine as everybody says you are?

(laughs) I’m ok, not a big deal – once you get to know me there’s definitely more substance than the outer canvas reveals.

Wacky response: That’s a helluva canvas, so there must be a whole lotta substance!!!

Ever leave the house without the hair whipped and face right?

Unless I’m going out-out, like “oh you fancy” out or just leaving a shoot I’m usually looking a hot mess. I usually wake up drop my munchkin off at school and hit the gym – then go about running my errands for the day so most likely you’d catch me in some kind of workout apparel, ponytail, sneakers, the usual.

How often do you get hit on in a week?

I mean c’mon, I don’t want to brag but it happens frequently.

Wacky Response: That ain’t bragging…it’s called reality!

Wackest pickup line a dude, or chick, has ever used on you?

Don’t really remember the wack ones but top two are

1- “Is your name Gillette, ’cause you’re the best a man can get.”

and then

2- “Feel this” guy grabs his shirt “you know what material that is? – boyfriend material”

(laughs) Epic!

Wacky Response: Wack indeed!

Are you and Reggie still kickin’ it?

We’re still cool, we both have crazy schedules.

Football season has started and I am sure that is his priority right now.

How did you meet?

We met through mutual friends in Miami.

Are you excited about him playing in Miami?

Definitely, I think he has a lot to contribute and the team could definitely use him. I am sure he is just as excited to embark on this new journey.

You hit the lotto. What do you do next?

Spoil the hell outta my moms!

Wacky Response: Fine…..and she loves her Momma like that? Winning combination!

Tell me something about yourself not many people know.

I love to write! Ever since I was in middle school I’ve always been fond of writing and literature.

Wacky Response: We could probably use your talents here on occasion!

Thanks-a-bunch, Claudia! You are truly a class act……..and fine!!!

Sup,

Rihanna was on a boat, in a blue bikini, drinkin’ on, what seemed to be, somethin’ good in St. Tropez, France. She  performed in England at the V(stands for Virgin) Festival over the weekend and surely had the fans goin’ crazy! Well, I guess the best way to follow that up is to drive us all crazy with her own V(doesn’t stand for Virgin) Festival.  Ya’ know, for Summer to be so bad ass it really kinda sucks! It makes me feel like a dog – maybe, a wolf -  in a cage with a steak dangling 2 feet away, just out of reach. Let it end, Dear, God! Let it end! Not really!!! Enjoy RiRi in blue, not giving me the blues.

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I hit up your blog all the time and love it.  I scoped this kid’s first video and it looks like he’s at it again.  Thought you’d appreciate.

Mike

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Thirst’s a b*tch! I used to steal quick drinks from neighbor’s outdoor faucets in my younger days. Never, once, did it occur to me to just knock on the door and ask what they had in the fridge, because beggin’ ain’t pretty. Sometimes, I felt bad about what I was doing, but I was, obviously, over-reacting.

According to KOMA News:

An 8-year-old boy desperate for a drink tried to get into a neighbor’s home by sliding down the chimney, but got stuck for more than four hours, authorities said.

West Valley City police Sgt. Robert Hamilton said the thirsty boy climbed a tree to get onto the home’s roof, then slid down the chimney feet first on Friday. The boy made it 30 feet down the chimney before he became wedged between the basement and main floor.

Hamilton said the boy, who lives several blocks away, recently had been in the house for a play date with a grandchild visiting the family who lives there. The family, who had gone out to dinner, returned home to hear a boy crying in the chimney, Hamilton told the Salt Lake Tribune and Deseret News.

I think we can all take one thing away from this – play dates aren’t for everyone!

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I used to get my hair cut at the barber shop. Some of the stories I’d hear had me laughing so hard, my stomach would hurt. This story of a New Bedford, Massachusetts barber shop has me gripping my midsection for a different reason.

From the horse’s mouth(NBC Connecticut):

Authorities shut down a Massachusetts barbershop after finding evidence of animal sacrifices, and the owner is claiming his religious freedoms have been violated.

New Bedford barber William Camacho told WHDH-TV he practices Palo Mayobe, an Afro-Caribbean religion similar to Santeria. Animal control officers removed two chickens and four roosters, one dead rooster, from the shop’s basement, after fire and building inspectors found the birds during a safety inspection.

Camacho, who said he was going to move the birds off the premises, says he does not sacrifice animals at the barbershop.

There ya’ have it, Folks. He doesn’t sacrifice them at the shop. That would just be weird, right? Let the man cut hair, so we don’t have a bunch of Jules Winnfields walkin the streets of New Bedford. That would just be uncomfortable.

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Yard sales rule! I once got a full dining set for like 25 bucks. Poor(not literally) Donald Forshey, from Duncansville, PA got a little “bit” more for his money, however!

From the horse’s mouth(ABC via AP):

Duncansville police Chief James Ott tells the Altoona Mirror that a small snake bit Donald Forshey on the leg Wednesday as he and his girlfriend were driving home from a yard sale.

Ott says the snake likely slithered into a milk crate containing items the couple had purchased.

Donald was ok, but they couldn’t find the snake after jumping out the car on the interstate. Sometimes, being cheap don’t pay, Folks!

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