20 Phoenix residents going to Hell covered in gasoline
Sup,
I have been ridiculously lazy for some reason over the last couple of days, but this right here has put a little pep in my step. I couldn’t even attempt to make this kind of sh*t up, well maybe.
Michael Martinez of CNN reports:
A church called the Phoenix Goddess Temple has been accused of being a house of prostitution, and a six-month undercover investigation has resulted in the arrests of 20 women and men who worked there, Phoenix police said Friday.
Let’s just stop it right there for a second. I now have complete confidence in my reservation for that Kingdom In The Sky, ‘cuz anything I’ve ever done just got overlooked, and I think I know why it’s been so damned hot this Summer – The Devil wasn’t on my doorstep….He was in the desert, wreaking havoc!
A history of neighbor complaints, a recent Phoenix newspaper article, and the temple’s website were among the factors prompting authorities to conduct the undercover investigation
The website says at one point: “Sex is a holy, sacred and divine healing force at the core (of) our beings. Once we embrace this force instead of deny it, we become successful, happy and powerful manifestors.”
Successful? Happy? Manifestors? A bunch of unsuccessful people I know have lots of sex and are probably pretty happy about it but ain’t manifesting a damn thang and run-on sentences rule!!!
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