Kind of an older story, but a female cop and a male prison warder sex tape went public.The two officers were apparently supposed to guard a suspect they had transported to a government hospital for a medical check-up.
Looks like she’s getting the check-up. His fade is awesome!!!
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Does Sex Addiction really exist? Everybody’s addicted to sex as far as I’m concerned!
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Ya’ gotta take the Patti Stanger or Chewbacca challenge over at Screen Junkies. Ya’ just gotta!!!
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What Australian bikini model, Brittni Rippon, has most definitely can’t be taught!
See more Brittni @ Uncoachable
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So, my boys over at Cinematic Method decided to utilize their high school math skills most of us deemed as worthless to give us a perspective on how Taylor Lautner’s abs make chicks stupid, and I must say “if I were a former math teacher, I’d shed a couple tears, cuz it’s brilliant! They labeled it “The Abduction Discrepancy”! Lautner’s new movie, Abduction, has been absolutely decimated, not to be confused with decimal(for all you geniuses out there), by critics to the tune of a 4% on Rotten Tomatoes, which tends to be a pretty accurate prognosis on the health of a film, from a critic’s standpoint. As one critic, eloquently put it – “a soulless and incompetent action/thriller not even a veteran lead actor could save, let alone Taylor Lautner”. Ahh, but they underestimated the “AB”duction Factor”! Now, I usually don’t pay much attention to critics, unless, of course, it involves a spawn of “Twilight” movie fame.
Anyway, here’s Gerry’s Genius Breakdown:
(Audience Rating) – (TomatoMeter) = (How much critics overlook abs)
77 – 4 = 73 (Critics overlooked Taylor Lautner’s abs to a level of 73, we will call this the “Why-Is-The-Audience-So-Stupid-Coefficient“)
(Why-Is-The-Audience-So-Stupid-Coefficient) / (The Number of Abs Taylor Lautner Possesses) = (Number of Audience Happy Points)
73 / 12 = 6.1 (If I hear someone tell me this is not an exact figure, I’m going to lose my mind and begin spitting at them until they agree with me. That’s how I win all my battles of wit).
Hey, Gerry, I ain’t arguing witcha! Einstein-esque, Bro! Einstein-esque! I dare anyone to challenge this, and this means you, Self-proclaimed, Movie Expert Geek!
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Utah natives are sick of the uptight sh*t that’s goin’ on in their state. Utah, uptight? Naw!!! Anyway, what’s a fed up community to do? How about strip down to their bare necessities and frolic through the streets like a bunch of wannabe Woodstock pot heads, writing unoriginal, uninspiring messages of protest on their, mostly, unattractive bodies? Yeah, that’ll show those conservative political pigs who’s boss! Damn, Alyssa Milano’s fine…….oh, sorry!
Undie Run organizer Nate Porter says the goal of the event Saturday was to organize people frustrated by the conservative nature of the state’s politics.
Nudity was prohibited by organizers. Participants donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear or colorful boxer shorts – and some added political messages by expressing support for causes like gay marriage on their chests, backs or legs.
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When that special chick breaks it off with ya’, typically, you’re devastated and in need of finding things to do to ease the pain – flaunt a hotter in chick in front of her, have sex with random(hopefully, hot) chicks, or, maybe, BREAK INTO HER HOME AND PUT RAW CHICKEN IN HER VENTS?!?!?!? Yep, that was an option Ronald Smith of Denver, Colorado chose to exercise, and he could have close to 20 years to sit in jail and stew(shameless food reference) about it.
From the horse’s mouth(FOX 31 Denver):
Ronald Smith, 58, broke into his ex-wife’s home and poured an unknown substance into a baby grand piano, put raw chicken parts into the heating vents, and erased the hard drive on a computer.
The Denver jury deliberated for about six hours before finding Smith guilty of second degree burglary and criminal mischief.
Well, maybe the chicken cooked a little bit!
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Phil Heath used to be a 180-pound guard in college. Now he’s Mr. Olympia? I’m officially in the friggin’ twilight zone!
