I had a bunch of trash over the Labor Day weekend due to a little gathering that took place at my house that Sunday, and it kinda sucked waiting ’til Wednesday for it all to get picked up. Matter of fact, I remember forgetting to take the trash out a few years ago and the smell that came with accumulating two weeks of garbage. It was disgusting, not to mention, embarrassing! Janice Shanks, of Portsmouth, Ohio, had a bunch of trash over the holiday weekend, as well, but the city didn’t pick it up. Her response was less than serene.
Portsmouth, OH — An Ohio woman frustrated by the mix-up of the trash pick-up schedule after the Labor Day holiday decided to haul her own garbage — right into her mayor’s office.
Janice Shanks carried two bags of refuse into Portsmouth Mayor David Malone’s office on Friday morning.
Shanks says she had more garbage than normal because of a holiday family get-together, and the lack of collection put her in “a real pickle.”
A really rancid pickle! David Malone, astonishingly, accepted the trash dump! Up for re-election soon, Mr. Mayor?
I once went to a dinner where ham was promised but no ham was served. I asked wtf happened and heard “they were all out”. I was pissed, and dinner just wasn’t quite the same. I asked myself, how could they have been outta ham? Of course, the dinner wasn’t about the food, it was about spending time with family and friends, but I really wanted some ham, though! I’m sure I’m not the only individual ever who was disappointed no ham was served at dinner, and I’m pretty sure I found at least one reason why a couple of people at some point in time went without. Dayum!!!
I have been ridiculously lazy for some reason over the last couple of days, but this right here has put a little pep in my step. I couldn’t even attempt to make this kind of sh*t up, well maybe.
A church called the Phoenix Goddess Temple has been accused of being a house of prostitution, and a six-month undercover investigation has resulted in the arrests of 20 women and men who worked there, Phoenix police said Friday.
Let’s just stop it right there for a second. I now have complete confidence in my reservation for that Kingdom In The Sky, ‘cuz anything I’ve ever done just got overlooked, and I think I know why it’s been so damned hot this Summer – The Devil wasn’t on my doorstep….He was in the desert, wreaking havoc!
A history of neighbor complaints, a recent Phoenix newspaper article, and the temple’s website were among the factors prompting authorities to conduct the undercover investigation
The website says at one point: “Sex is a holy, sacred and divine healing force at the core (of) our beings. Once we embrace this force instead of deny it, we become successful, happy and powerful manifestors.”
Successful? Happy? Manifestors? A bunch of unsuccessful people I know have lots of sex and are probably pretty happy about it but ain’t manifesting a damn thang and run-on sentences rule!!!
This video, Alienware Episode 1 Once A Gamer Now A Lamer, was sent to Wacky, but he’s being lazy today, so, of course, he sends it to his lapdog(that would be me), with orders to post about it, after watching it, of course. After seriously considering telling Wacky, Waspp, or whatever the hell he’s calling himself today(sorry, a bit bitter and hungover) to bathe in a pool of razors, I watched it……………AND I LOVED IT!!! I’m not a gamer, and this video proves my decision years ago was spot on, but I watched it three times and laughed louder with each viewing. Sorry, that’s a lie, but I laughed each time….loud! I have one thing to say: “Joe needs a hug, followed by some sex…..with a real woman!” Um, actually, I have two things to say – “Zack Attack rules!”
Holly Carpenter and Rozanna Purcell, Miss Ireland 2011 and Miss Universe Ireland 2010, respectively, helped roll out a whiskey campaign for Irish Pub, The Dubliner. I have no idea how good the stuff may be, but the campaign is bangin’! You’d think the whole sex sells thing would just get old, and not that drinking needs any help, but, hey, “Sex Sells”!
Spanish actress, Paz Vega, chilled on a boat and partook in some jet skiing with her husband, Orson Salazar, off the Island of Ibiza. Orson has a rather diversified portfolio – he owns shoe stores(Al Bundy 2.0) and restaurants – and I’ll assume he’s pretty loaded. Paz was sweltering in a red and white bikini number, lookin’ good enough to serve on a bed of rice, which I typically eat first during the course of a meal, but in Paz’s case, I’d make an exception. By the way, Paz has 3 kids, yeah 3, and is in her mid-30′s. Now, I’m sure she wouldn’t necessarily appreciate me divulging that info, but when you have an ass like that, it shouldn’t matter. Just a few seconds away from pure corniness………VIVA LAS VEGA!!! Enjoy!
With the NFL season kicking off tonight(thank God) and featuring the previous two Super Bowl-winning QB’s, Wacky Wants To Know who you think will have the most passing yards this season – Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees. Both teams are equipped with high-power offenses, especially in the passing game, so big numbers from both squads should be eminent by season’s end. Make your picks below and enjoy the game!
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This is what bat sh*t crazy, Brevard Community College student, Jonny Fernandez, spouted off to Palm Bay, Florida police officers when they asked him why he was butt naked in the middle of campus. Jonny’s momma was called up to the campus, and had to be there while her son was assaulting school officials and being chased by police. This is when you question yourself as a parent(you have to), wishing you could just start over and, maybe, deliver a few more ass whoopins the next time around.
A Brevard Community College student was arrested on suspicion of being nude on campus and hitting a school official, according to the Palm Bay Police Department.
Jonny Fernandez, 21, of Palm Bay, was charged with battery on a school official, disruption of an educational institute, breach of peace, indecent exposure of sexual organs and resisting arrest without violence.
Several students said that Fernandez had been standing in the middle of the campus completely nude, according to police.
“I was nude because that’s the way I was born,” Fernandez told police, adding that he wasn’t on any medication.
I just can’t read that quote enough. As for the medication, we need to get Ol’ Jonny Fernandez on something right away. Poor Momma Fernandez!
I loved the movie, “Set It Off”, starring Jada Pinkett Smith, Dana Owens(Queen Latifah) and Vivica A. Fox. In the movie, the ladies worked for a janitorial service run by an asshole named Luther. Now, Luther was foul, but he knew one thing for sure, and he put it so eloquently – “There’s three things I don’t mess with: The “I”, The “R-Uh” and The “S”.”
Well, I’m pretty sure Wesley Snipes saw the movie, but wasn’t listenin’, ‘cuz he’s in jail now for messing with all three. Snipes filed an appeal for a new trial, but things didn’t go so good.
The 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals rejected the appeal by Snipes, who was convicted in 2008 on three misdemeanor counts of willful failure to file income tax returns.
His defense lawyers contended they received emails from former jurors reporting misconduct among other members of the panel. One of the former jurors said in the email that three other jurors acknowledged they had determined Snipes was guilty before the trial began.
A federal court rejected the request for a new trial and noted that there were reasons to question the veracity of the allegations made in the emails.
“Willful failure”? Would it have been better if he just forgot? Is there a lesser sentence if you forget to pay your taxes? I love the law! Sorry, but c’mon, Wes, you gotta’ pay dem taxes, Baby! Everybody’s out to get Nino Brown! I doubt they’re dumb enough to email it though!
In the world of ridiculousness, a Florida A&M University Women’s Basketball Player, Shannon Washington, was stabbed and, subsequently, killed yesterday in her apartment.
From the horse’s mouth(WLWT):
Police found Shannon Washington with a knife wound to her neck in her apartment early Sunday morning.
She later died at a hospital.
Authorities have charged a friend, 20-year-old Starquineshia Palmer, with first-degree murder in the death.
“For Shannon to be killed in the prime of her life is tragic and senseless,” said FAMU President James Ammons.
Starquineshia(black names rule!) was visiting for the weekend. Students at the university honored Shannon by holding a vigil later in the day. If the friend did it, I’m cuttin’ everybody off! My thoughts and prayers go out to Shannon Washington’s family and friends(except Ms. Palmer).
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