Wacky Bastards

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Phoebe Price decided to show young American girls how to work a bikini for the camera, fittingly, during Labor Day Weekend at the Malibu Fair in California. Attagirl! This isn’t all Phoebe does, although, that’d be cool. This year, she had a lead role in the film, Good Samaritans, which I never saw, played Princess Lea in the Seth Rogen alien flick, Paul, for which see received no credit, and just completed a small part in Derek Wayne Johnson’s Stanley DeBrock, which I’ve never heard of. All in all, I believe Phoebe needs to do whatever it takes to stay busy, like mentoring our youth, wearing a bikini. Yeah, I guess that’ll work.

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Nicole Scherzinger and Nelly hosted a party at the Chateau Nightclub and Gardens in the Paris Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas this Labor Day Weekend. Nicole was killin’ it in her red, strapless dress, sucking on a lollipop, no doubt, that left me with a sweet tooth(code for something else) not even the ADA could explain. Oh yeah, Nelly was there too wearin’ whatever dudes wear, or don’t wear, at a club. What Wacky Wants To Know is – Who’d be hosting your party? Before you answer, check out more pics of Nicole killin’ ‘em with the whole “Lady in Red” theme!

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This video reminded me I’m not alone in the world. Do you smoke? Classic, already!

Do You Smoke? by lemarswayer

Wacky, Fun, Deranged, not to mention, Hilarious……I give it a big, fat ELEVEN!!!

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I lost my wallet at the mall once with, I think, like $17, some Chuck E. Cheese tickets and the usual stuff(license, social security card, etc.) in it. It was found a few hours later( I think outside The Buckle) with just the usual stuff in it. Yep, they even jacked the Chuck E. Cheese tickets. And yep, I was broke back then, so it stung a bit. Where was this chick when I needed her?

The Cleveland reports:

A 30-year-old Twinsburg woman didn’t think twice about turning in a wallet containing nearly $5,000 Thursday.

Leah Kleppinger took it to the Solon police station after finding it about 10:30 a.m. in a shopping cart outside of Bed Bath & Beyond at the Uptown Solon Shopping Center on Kruse Road.

“I looked inside the wallet and saw the license and credit cards,” Kleppinger said. “I noticed the cash, but I didn’t know how much. I knew that it was a substantial amount.”

I always knew Bed, Bath & Beyond was a good place to shop. My God there are some good people in the world. I know a few of ‘em(you know who you are). Unfortunately, none of them were around on that fateful day at the mall(yep, still hurts!).

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If I saw a joint lying on the sidewalk, I’d have to think long and hard before merely walking by without picking it up as inconspicuously as possible on my way to the crib to get lifted, and so would you, Liar!!! Some residents of San Jose, California prove my point to a tee, only they didn’t just walk on by!

From the horse’s mouth(KVAL):

San Jose, Calif., police are looking for pedestrians and motorists who grabbed bags of marijuana that spilled onto the road from a truck that crashed.

Police say the bystanders swooped in and grabbed most of the pot after the driver of the truck ran away from the accident early Wednesday morning.

The Po-Po’s couldn’t have been surprised by the outcome. After all, scruples get thrown out the window when it comes to free bags of marijuana! And in California, too? Please!!! I’m sure most of these bystanders are upstanding citizens(most of the time), just like you and me, but weed makes people do stupid sh*t……y’all know this!!! Gone be a whole lot of mental clarity goin’ on tonight!

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