Wacky Bastards

Sup,

If you’re gonna’ get busted for something, make it something big. You know what I’s sayin’? Robbery – make it a Bank of America! Shoplifting – make it a 55″ LED! Assault on a woman – LICKING HER KNEE?!?!

Chandler, Arizona Perverto, Martin Canales Soto, helped an injured woman to her car – she fell and scraped her knee – and then licked the scraped knee along with the woman’s face. Really, Marty?

According to 2 KASA:

A woman tumbled and scraped her knee while walking to her car.

Police said the 43-year-old and two other men helped her up. The others left but Soto walked the woman to her car and asked to see her injury. Police said that’s when Soto licked the woman’s scraped knee.

WOW! That’s one of the most perverted things I’ve ever read, and my perverted reading list is extensive.

Sup,

Some sick Mother Effer agreed to a plea deal for posing as a doctor giving free breast exams. That’s just twisted……brilliant…….but twisted!

Sup,

These are definitely some hot chicks in the middle of nowhere who need to be somewhere, like next to me………..anywhere!

Sup,

Meagan Good has always been  fine as hell to me! But after reading her recent interview with Jamie Foster Brown of  Sister 2 Sister Magazine, I’m inclined to add “Scarred As Hell”, as well. Meagan’s spittin’ out stuff like:

I met someone special, but you know what? I’m so in love with God right now. I’m focused on being married to God.

The next guy I meet is my husband, and I already talked to God about that. I was like, “Check this out, Lord, I know what you want for me.” And He really wants a man that has completely sold out for Christ for me, who can help me improve and be better than I am. So I know exactly what He wants for me and I don’t know if I have already found it. It’s quite possible that I may have, but I am so not in a rush for anything. I am in a rush to focus on Him right now.

Let me tell you what this means:

Meagan Good who was linked to Thomas Jones, former NY Jets RB traded to the Kansas City Chiefs, had her world rocked by Mr. Jones, and, then, like so many other chicks who get involved with athletes who have a sea of women at their disposal, got burned and needs time to get over it. So, what better way to do so? Bury yourself in the Lord and swear off men, and if that doesn’t work, maybe explore your homosexual side. Either way, it’ll be interesting to see how long this lasts and where it goes. Good luck, Girl! I’ll be prayin’ for ya’!

Sup,

The Sesame Street YouTube Channel was hacked  yesterday due to some rather dirty goings-on involving some sexual content being broadcast, alledgedly, courtesy of hackers. So, instead of “Big Bird” videos, users were treated to “Big Booty” videos. 10 News reports:

Hackers appeared to have commandeered the YouTube page of the venerable “Sesame Street” children’s show Sunday, reprogramming the page with content brought to you by the letter “X.”

The show page was taken offline Sunday afternoon, and visitors were greeted with a message from the video website informing them it had been shut down “due to repeated or severe violations of our community guidelines.” Users who called up the account earlier had found explicit sex videos instead of Muppets.

Truthfully, I’m feelin’a a little vulnerable here. I mean what’s the world coming to when a Google-powered site can be hacked so viciously? Or was it a hack job? (cue Law And Order SVU music) Love that show!!!

Sup,

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler stepped out on the red carpet together at the premiere of his new movie, The Descendants, in NYC

Sup,

The boys over at Guyism have a list of 7 Things Women Want In A Man, personality-wise. I think it’s two things that have nothing to do with personality, but hey, who really cares  what I think, right? You do? Awww, that’s nice!

The ultimate authority on record-breaking achievement is the Guinness Book of World Records. Some Guinness World Records are shocking. Some are insane. More than a few are downright disgusting. There are some Guinness World Records that are damn hot. From women with massive chests to balloon busting babes, these are eight Guinness records that are oddly very sexy.

See more sexy guinness world records @ Guy Speed

As much as we appreciate their acting in a film we can appreciate those sexy legs even more.

Jessica Alba

View more actresses with amazing legs

Sup,

Us Magazine reported via GQ Australia on a story about Taylor Lautner addressing whether or not he’s gay, after being seen dining with two gay dudes – Director, Gus Van Sant and Screenwriter, Dustin Lance Black. Oh, well it all makes sense now – if you dine with gay guys, you must be gay! WTF is wrong with everybody? Don’t get me wrong, I hate Taylor Lautner’s voice, too, but I don’t think he’s gay. Twilight wreaks, but that doesn’t mean the male cast is a bunch of homos, although it may add credence to the argument in the homophobe world. What Wacky Wants To Know is – Do you think Taylor Lautner is gay? Take the poll(no homo):

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Sup,

A company called Mind Candy, which is responsible for a site I’ve never seen before called  Moshi Monsters, created a character on the website called Lady Goo Goo, “a sunglasses-wearing blonde baby who appears in “The Moshi Dance,” a video that became an online hit after it was posted on YouTube in June”. Moshi Monsters is a site that allows kids to adopt virtual pet monsters(isn’t that cute?). Lady GaGa, apparently, didn’t think it was cute, in fact she thought it was downright wrong, ‘cuz she took Mind Candy to court to hault any, and all, usage of the Lady Goo Goo character…..and won. Today, the British High Court barred Mind Candy from “promoting, advertising, selling, distributing or otherwise making available to the public” any work involving Lady Goo Goo”. Hey, Mind Candy, next time you catch the parody bug,  pick someone less popular and keep the resemblance down to a minimum. I don’t know British Law at all, but how the hell do you not know British Law?

You know what’s sad about this story? Absolutely nothing!!!

Source: Wood TV

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