Wacky Bastards

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I never payed much attention to Mark Rypien, mainly, cuz he played quarterback for the Washington Redskins, whom he did win a Super Bowl with. I’ve never been a fan of the Washington Redskins! In fact, I forgot about Donovan McNabb, momentarily, when he was a QB there. Rypien’s MVP award in Super Bowl XXVI(where the Redskins absolutely destroyed the buffalo Bills) was much deserved, however, especially since he was Canadian, who don’t get much respect in the U.S., unless they play in the NHL, of course. Anyway, turns out Mr. Rypien has a daughter, Angela Rypien, who is also a QB…….in the Lingerie Football League. Where the hell have I been? Chicks and the NFL are very important to me and being in the dark when it comes to significant developments involving either one makes me feel a little less than manly, which I can generally alleviate with several shots of whiskey and some chicken. Well, i’m already drunk and not hungry, so throw that remedy out the window! What was I talkin’ about? Oh yeah, hot chick, with a famous NFL Dad, playing football in her underwear. Angela plays QB for the Seattle Mist, but that really doesn’t matter……she plays in her underwear! She could be the water boy(girl), and it would still be relevant, as long as she’s in her underwear. One has to wonder what a father thinks about his little girl running around in her undies in front of a bunch of ogling, obnoxious, perverted dudes(like me).

One of my favorite sports blogs, Shutdown Corner, shed some light on this very important subject via another sports blog, Lost Lettermen:

The elder Rypien still doesn’t sound thrilled about it, but it also doesn’t appear to bother him either.

“I think everybody that really gets on the field and watches the gals warm up — the ones that come there to support their team or to see what it’s all about, kind of get that, ‘Yeah, they’re out there in their bra and panties and they’re playing football,’” Mark said. “[But] once the first snap happens and they start smacking each other around, you lose sight of all of that and you’re looking at the technical aspects of the game.”

Now, I’m sure Mark Rypien is an understanding, respectful kinda guy, but he just sounds like a very partial father watching his little girl run around with a football, in her drawls with a bunch of other hot chicks, tackling each other in their drawls. Wanna hear comments from an impartial man watching a bunch of hot chicks, running around with a football, tackling each other in their drawls? Ok!

Woooo! Tackle that b*tch! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Rip that sh*t off! Uh Huh!!! Wooo! Hooo! Yeeeeaaaaah!!! Gimme another beer Mutha F*cka!!!

Sorry, just keepin’ it real!

Sup,

This stupid guy actually jumps off a hotel roof and lives to tell about it. It’s in water, but still asinine!

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I wondered the same thing but I think I figured it out after watching their reality series, Ice Loves Coco

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That’s 12 touchdowns scored by one man in one game, which is pretty amazing. McKenzie High QB, Will Totten, went crazy with the scoring against Lowell High in a game that ended with a final score of 88-80 in favor of Totten’s team. The Oregon schools are in a class that plays an 8-man game, so I’m a little less impressed by the feat, given that I once scored 7 touchdowns in a 4-0n-4 pickup game when I was 10, which is kinda unrelated and didn’t impress anyone.

Anywho, check out the rest of the story @ The Prep Rally.

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MTV Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham, was spotted on the beach displaying her post-baby implants for all the world to see. She ain’t got much else, but those are kinda nice! See more Farrah Abraham implant pics at The Superficial.

The good folks over at Ashley Madison have compiled a list on how to cheat, based on feedback from their millions of members, after all, it’s estimated that 1 in 3 marriages is affected by infidelity. So, for all you potential and current infidels out there, here’s a list to keep in your hip pocket(some of these are kinda obvious):

Take your time

As exciting as it all may seem, rushing is never a good thing. Choose the right moment carefully, considering all aspects of what your significant other may be doing at each time of the day to avoid being caught

Choose the right place

When you meet your date, avoid choosing places that you have in common with your current partner. Go to another part of town, avoid high-risk public places where you could run into someone you know, even go to a nearby city.

The perfect alibi

Protect yourself and always establish the perfect excuse in advance so you don’t get caught off guard. If you pay attention to the tiniest details you will be able to keep your cool in every situation.

Be careful online

Social networks are perfect for keeping in touch with your friends, but when it comes to lovers, you should keep them out of your public digital life. Setting up a second email account for all communication is a good idea as well.

Don’t search in your own back yard

Avoid your partner’s friends, your neighbors, and especially your colleagues. Most affairs that start at the workplace rarely end well… stay away from situations and people that can give you away easily.

Avoid digital lipstick

Perfume on your shirt and handwritten notes are in the past. Nowadays e-mails, text messages, online chat history and social networks are easily trackable ways your partner can catch you stepping out. Use tools like Ashleymadison.com that erase the digital trail from your computer with the touch of our proprietary Panic Button.

Mind your monthly credit card bill

Be cautious … know your billing cycle.  Avoid paying with a credit card during romantic rendezvous with your lover, including restaurants and hotels.  Use sites like Ashleymadison.com that uses discreet billing to make sure your spouse is none the wiser.

Set boundaries

Set your own rules from the beginning. This is the only way you will be able to avoid unexpected calls or visits. If limits are not established early on, a simple misunderstanding could have disastrous consequences for your marriage.

Every Jack has his Jill

Don’t waste time on dating websites trying to meet a single person who will just want more in the end.  Choose places and websites specifically for people looking for an affair and you’ll find someone on the same wavelength who has the same risk factor as well.

A little bit of common sense

Finally, and most importantly, trust your instincts and take your time looking for the right lover. Find a trustworthy person who understands it’s an affair and always practice safe sex.

“Trustworthy person? That’s rich!

Sup,

China’s richest village, Huaxi Village, unveiled a massive 1000 ft skyscraper to celebrate it’s 50th anniversary, but is the construction of this massive building screaming feelings of inadequacy?(Wink). i mean, there’s nothing else even close to matching it’s “incredible size”!

Check out more photos of the massive 328 meter(1076 ft) monstrosity they’re calling a building at Yahoo!

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Rich fat men are attractive to pretty women? Naw, Really? I didn’t know that! (rolling eyes) If you have money, you can be the ugliest, fattest, balding, little-penis having dude on the planet banging the finest chicks some of us have ever seen. It’s the rhythm of the universe. In case you didn’t know, some Columbia University genius is here to tell ya’. Fox Atlanta reports:

Attractive women do not mind overweight men as long as their wallets are fat, according to a new — albeit obvious — study by a New York academic.

A Columbia University researcher created a mathematical formula to calculate the exact trade-off between billfold and belt-size that both men and women make in choosing their partner

According to economist Pierre-Andre Chiappori, single people looking to get hitched rate each other’s eligibility by assessing two traits — physical and socioeconomic attractiveness.

Yeah, damn that sense of humor nonsense all these chicks spit out. Most of it is bull sh*t! Are there any other traits, Ladies, really? Money over Funny, Muscles over Mind and Fine over Friendly are the terms that have come to mind over the years for me. Many chicks fall under one of these three mindsets, so spot on, Mr. Chiappori!

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Oakland Raider’s Owner and Legend, Al Davis, is dead at the age of 82. The Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee was criticized in his later years for bringing down the Raiders Organization, but, make no mistake about it, he will be missed in Raider Nation. Take it from one of it’s most loyal citizens! The Black Hole just got a little bigger today! Gotta love that hair!

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I guess the ultimate test of a thief is to steal something that’s seemingly impossible to steal without getting caught in the act. Well, when you steal a bridge and have everyone baffled, you have to be considered “Da’ Man”.

From the horse’s mouth(KTVAL):

A 50-foot-long bridge in western Pennsylvania has been stolen, and its owners say they’re baffled by the crime and have no idea who took it.

The bridge was made out of corrugated steel and valued at about $100,000. Thieves used a blowtorch to cut it apart, presumably to sell it for scrap metal.

The bridge was used occasionally as a back entrance to the company property. It’s in the woods along a railroad line about 60 miles north of Pittsburgh.

I guess times are hard when you feel the need to steal a bridge to get your hands on some metal to sell. But, if you’re gonna’ do it, what better place than near the “Steel City”, right? Gotta be some premium scrap metal prices for sure there!

Sup,

Sara Leal, Ashton Kutcher’s party girl, is seen here in this photo sucking on a bong. Nice!!!

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Damn! I need some oxygen! Rihanna performed in London at the O2 Arena and brought the house down. It was typical RiRi Risque – crotch-grabbing, ass-shaking and very little clothing – all the things I like love!

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