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Steve Jobs has passed away according to Techcrunch.com Cancer was the culprit. I have to say this is a bit disturbing for me, as I flippantly remarked yesterday that Steve Jobs must be dead during a conversation about the new IPHONE. Careful what you say, eh?
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This is the kind of sh*t that makes perusing the internet everyday worth every tedious second.
A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over.
Now, that’s awesome in itself, but this old geaser is straight comedy and made my year with this next one:
When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.
The chick’s name was Rita Daniels, by the way. Anyway, I’m going on record and stating that “Tim Adams is my hero”, and this is coming from a gentleman whose skin pigmentation doesn’t match that of Ol’ Tim.
Bottom line: It’s nice to see over-the-hill individuals reliving the good ol’ days and having no shame in their game! Good for them!
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Elisabetta Canalis used to be George Clooney’s hot squeeze and used to heat up Monday and Tuesday nights on Dancing With The Stars, but now she’s just plain hot, doing regular stuff like grocery shopping in Los Angeles which, I’m sure, is still cooler than grocery shopping anywhere else. I’d like to wash my clothes, as well as myself, on that washboard she’s sportin’, by the way. Too bad she can’t dance as good as she looks!
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News Flash: Briana Barela is on fire, and who’d love nothing more than to put it out?(Hand raised high in the air) See more Briana @ Uncoached
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Rihanna filmed her latest video for We Found Love in Ireland. She was, apparently, running around showin’ off the twins, as she damn-well should be. Well, a farmer whose land she and the girls were enjoying, banned her from his land. An uproar has ensued. Fanatics are upset, I’m upset, everybody’s upset! Notice how I distinguish myself from the Rihanna fanatics, like I’m not obsessed? That’s because I’m not!
Alan Graham asked the Bajan star to leave last week after he spotted her running topless through his field in Northern Ireland during a video shoot.
Alan, who is deeply religious and was offended by Rihanna taking her kit off, said: “I’m taking it all in my stride, it’ll soon die down.
To show there’s no hard feelings, Alan has said Rihanna is welcome to come back for tea and biscuits any time.
See, there it is – Tea and biscuits? What straight man invites a hot, topless chick back to his place for tea and biscuits? How about some Irish Whiskey and a lap dance? Like I said…….Gay! Offended? Don’t care, because no religious fanatic has ever liked touching other men’s parts…..or boys’ parts for that matter, right?!?! Get the eff outta here!
Now these are some sexy ladies in some tight dresses!
Who you textin’, Girl?
Meet you upstairs, Baby!
Now that’s an angel in a blue dress! Shoes ain’t quite matchin’ though!
View more sexy ladies wearing tight dresses @ Shinbow.com
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You know that saying, “You look good enough to eat”? Apparently, you can also look bad enough to eat. An ex-model(not pictured) who killed and ate her husband 20 years ago is seeking parole. She apparently feels as though she paid her “tab” in full. I crack myself up(all the time).
From the horse’s mouth(NBC Washington):
A former model who killed, cooked and ate her husband 20 years ago will make a bid for freedom next week.
Omaima Aree Nelson is slated to appear before a California parole board to plead for an early release from Chowchilla State Prison, where she is serving 27 years to life
Must the prison be named “Chow”? There was nowhere else to send her? Well, at least she cooked him! There’s more:
Nelson claimed at trial she had been abused and her husband had raped her the night before she killed him in their Costa Mesa apartment, according to the Los Angeles Times. After murdering him, Nelson boiled her husband’s head on the stove and fried his hands in oil, the Daily Pilot reported.
Getting killed sucks, but then to be boiled and fried…………Death’s a Bitch!!! And for the Coup De Gras:
She(Nelson) once admitted, but now denies, dipping his body in barbecue sauce.
Did I mention Death’s a Bitch? I forgot to mention her name – Omaima Aree Nelson? Damn, Girl!
