Wacky Bastards

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I consider myself an animal lover, but I must say, there’s a realm of animal love I never knew existed, and it’s portal is located in Turkmenistan. One of it’s residents(not pictured) walked his dog in the wrong place, and then all hell broke lose.

According to the Daily Mail:

The man had been strolling along the streets of the capital, Ashgabat, when he was surrounded by police, shoved to the floor and whisked away to the custody suite, along with his pet.

Officers then told him that an order had come from the top – either the police could shoot the dog or he would have to go to jail for two weeks.

To save his pet, the man opted for prison. He was allowed one phone call and used it to ask his relatives to pick up the dog.

You think you know, but you have know idea. This is a story of true pet love! My dog probably wouldn’t have made it. Would yours?

….Christophe Champenois, 33, of Meaux, France, just outside of Paris.

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My Dad used to threaten to spank me if i didn’t eat all my veggies, but he never did. It was just a scare tactic, but I thought he was the cruelest Dad ever! Compared to this madness, he was the nicest Dad ever!

From NBC Miami:

A French father has been charged with murder after allegedly putting his three-year-old son in a washing machine to punish him for misbehaving in nursery school,

Christophe Champenois, 33, was charged with “murder of a minor” and the mother charged with failing to prevent a crime and assist someone in danger, the AFP reported.

It was not the first time the boy had been put in the washing machine, according to Le Parisien.

Mama Champenois needs that ass whooped……..SAD!!!

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Kelly Rowland was smiling from ear-to-ear outside of BBC Radio Studios in London. What woman wouldn’t be all smiles with a mid-drift like that, hosting a hit TV show and a hit record?

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Everybody’s Mama has pissed them off(some more than others), but to go HAM on ya’ Mama is just wrong! Well, Emanuel Cordell Kennedy didn’t get that memo, so he went all Jigga and Yeezy on the woman who brought his crazy ass into the world…….Sad! This fool just looks crazy! Who the hell smiles for the mugshot?  Rest of story here

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When I was a little youngin’, my Mom used to let me do little things that had my chest sticking out, feeling like a grown ass man – help with the dishes, fold clothes, etc. She would later benefit from her actions. A Delaware mom, 34-year old Tammy Oneal, won’t be benefiting from her actions involving her 9-year old son:

According to court records, numerous witnesses saw the boy pull into the parking lot of his elementary school in Dover Tuesday morning and get out. Police say his mother, 34-year-old Tammy Oneal, drove away.

Capt. Tim Stump says Oneal told police she has allowed her son to drive in a field since he was 5. Stump says she said the boy begged her to let him drive the quarter-mile to school.

Umm, Yeaaah…….there comes a time when you realize just how fortunate you are to have had responsible parents, no matter how many times you wanted to cuss them out growing up. Of course, at 9, you’d think you had the coolest parents in the world for allowing you to drive, until, of course, that first visit to the pen.

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Actress/singer and Rob Kardashian Ex, Adrienne Bailon, hosted the night at Vanity Nightclub at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada this past Friday, November 11, 2011. Looking like this, Miss Bailon don’t need to do nothin’…….ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN’!

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I hate Jersey Shore! DJ Pauly D hosted a party at Ghostbar Dayclub in Las Vegas, and the hair was killing me. Yeah, Pauly, big thumbs down!!! I haven’t been to Jersey in  a while and never ever remember seeing hair like this. I always thought Jersey was hard…..not lookin’ like this it ain’t!

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Lets give credit where credit is due – Bravo, Vera Farmiga! Bravo!

In a nutshell, “Higher Ground” is a story about a woman struggling with faith and family in the midst of the loss of a friend rendered a vegetable after a botched surgery. The film stars Vera Farmiga, John Hawkes and Norbert Leo Butz

This film marks Vera Farmiga’s first attempt at directing… and it’s a hell of an attempt, if I do say so myself. Higher Ground is a marvelous depiction of how to maintain one’s faith during times of turmoil, from a traditional, southern, church-going woman’s perspective. What Higher Ground is not is a Christian film trying to shove religion down the viewer’s throat.  The material is handled very well by Farmiga who shows the joys of worship, faith, motherhood and friendship. She does well not to satirize the characters of the film and in it the charm of a small congregation truly comes across, while at the same time showing the potholes that a small church can face in dealing with women. So many times Christians have a tendency to romanticize marriages between individuals who share a strong faith in God as being indestructible. You know the saying – “The couple that prays together, stays together”. Well that guarantees nothing, as Higher Ground shows through the crumbling marriage of Farmiga’s character Corinne Walker and her husband Ethan Miller, played by Joshua Leonard. Corinne and Ethan’s holy bond is tested by her unholy desires.

Deleon’s Final Dish: Much can be said about this movie and not every moment in the film is a golden one, but it is definitely worth checking out. Don’t expect to walk out of this flick a more enlightened individual, just an individual who feels Farmiga’s directorial debut was well worth the price of admission.

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Robert Pattinson recently told British paper, The Guardian, he doesn’t wanna end up like Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker in the 1st 3 Star Wars movies. Pattinson is afraid of being typecast for the rest of his career and falling off the face of the Earth, like Hamill.

From The Horse’s Mouth:

In the twilight years of the Twilight juggernaut, his thoughts have turned to what life might be like afterwards. “It’s like being compared to people who’ve been in massive movies who just sort of disappear afterwards, even though they probably had incredibly fulfilling and successful lives,” he says, nibbling on a fingernail. “Like Luke Skywalker.” He scratches his head. “What the fuck’s his name?”

Mark Hamill.

“Yes! People are like: ‘Oh, the Mark Hamill curse.’ And poor Mark Hamill. Jesus Christ.” He tilts back in the chair and laughs, apparently oblivious to the state of his T-shirt. “I mean, I’m sure he did fine.”

Did fine!!! Mark Hamill did nothing after Star Wars, but it wasn’t because of his Luke Skywalker role. He was in a car accident and his face was disfigured. Plastic surgeons did their best, but couldn’t put his face back together again. Well, not like it was anyway. He wasn’t as photogenic, therefore not as employable, plus the dude couldn’t act! Mark Hamill curse, indeed! Look here, Rob. Wanna avoid the Mark Hamill Curse? Drive safe!!!

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I’ve known many women who were desperate to be married. I’ve seen ‘em buy dudes, give ‘em the punani too early and even try to trap dudes with pregnancy. Here’s one I never saw coming:

Thirty-year-old Wei-yih Chen, an office worker from Taipei, was uninspired by the men she had met from whom she would have picked a marriage partner.

Succumbing to social pressure, she decided to get married, but to herself, without a groom!

She posed for a set of photos in a flowing white dress, hired a wedding planner and rented a banquet hall for a marriage celebration with 30 friends. She even paid for a solo honeymoon to Australia!

“Age thirty is a prime period for me. My work and experience are in good shape, but I haven’t found a partner, so what can I do? It’s not that I’m anti-marriage. I just hope that I can express a different idea within the bounds of a tradition,” said Chen.

Way to blaze a trail there, Wei-yih! Just another blow to the institution of marriage.

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Anatoly Moskvin likes dolls, which is a problem in itself for a grown-ass man. The real problem lies in the fact that he likes his dolls to be really real, as in real people!

The Kansas City Star reports:

The Russian historian had always been open about his interest in the dead and  eagerly described how he loved to rummage through cemeteries, studying grave  stones to uncover the life stories behind them.

What he failed to mention, according to police, was that he had dug up 29  bodies and taken them back to his apartment, where he dressed them in women’s  clothes scavenged from graves and then put them on display.

I’ve said it before, “The world scares the piss out of me!” On the really real, Russia really scares the piss out of me!