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Here’s a cool video showcasing the greatest mustaches ever, and what not to do with them, in honor of the fight against prostate and testicular cancer. Movember rocks to save men’s rocks!
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This dude, Michael Selleneit, shot his neighbor, Tony Pierce, because he claimed Tony was telepathically raping his wife. Huh?
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I had days in the past where I was starvin’ like Marvin and felt the need to beg for money to get some grub. I even stole a candy bar from 7-11 once(like 16 years ago). I can’t say that I’ve ever been as hungry as Sean Faulker, ‘cuz that would entail getting drunk as hell, “wahooing” a sandwich out of a local bar(yes, a bar!), making a run for it on a forklift and not thinking about the repercussions for one second. And for the corny analogy – that’s what I call being hungry as a Mother Faulker!!!
From the horse’s mouth(Metro):
The 38-year-old entered Sieb’s Pub in an intoxicated state to order one of the eatery’s $8 (£5) sandwiches, it was not until Faulker ran out with the stolen sandwich that things got interesting.
Running away with the sandwich soon became a bit too much hard work for drunk Faulker, as he proceeded to hop on a forklift to help his tired legs get away from the scene quicker.
A Reuben sandwich? Doesn’t that have sauerkraut on it? Eww!
