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Sexy facial piercings is not a typical phrase for a dude like me, but there are always exceptions. Here are 10 of said exceptions, or maybe it’s the exceptional faces making them sexy!

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The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers are scheduled for Summer 2012 releases. For all you comic geeks out there, Wacky Wants To Know which one’s got you more pent up – The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers?

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Love Jake And Amir! College Humor Rules!!!

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Alaa Abdel-Fattah, a prominent blogger in Egypt was freed today after being held in custody for more than two months on charges that he was responsible for inciting a riot that led to the deaths of 27 people.

The Washington Examiner reports:

Alaa Abdel-Fattah’s father, Ahmed Seif, told The Associated Press his son would remain in custody for several more hours until the paperwork has been completed. He said his son has been banned from travel abroad.

Abdel-Fattah’s sister, activist Mona Seif, told the AP her brother was on his way to the Egyptian capital’s security headquarters where he would be freed later in the day.

The military has accused Abdel-Fattah of inciting the Christian protesters to attack the soldiers. He was also accused of stealing a military weapon, deliberately destroying military property and attacking security forces.

He denies the allegations.

His supporters dismissed the claims, saying the military was trying to silence a prominent critic and to deflect blame on its soldiers in the violence. Abdel-Fattah wrote in newspaper articles he smuggled out of jail that his arrest was motivated in large part by his insistence on autopsies to determine the cause of the protesters’ deaths.

Several of the victims were found to have been killed by being run over, according to activists.

Whether he incited the riot or not, this is a nice Christmas story that will hopefully end with Abdel-Fattah making love to his wife, Manal, and bringing joy to the hearts of at least a few of Wacky Bastard’s many readers! Merry Christmas, Y’all!

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I love chitterlings, or as black folks call ‘em – “Chittlens”, but that’s neither here nor there. My point is, even though I know what they are and what has passed thru them(shit!), once they’ve been cleaned and cooked, I don’t give a damn. They’re bomb!!! I once had a batch that just didn’t seem quite right – a little funkier than normal, and a little nastier. It was slight, but still not quite right. I figured they hadn’t been cleaned as thoroughly as usual, but, hey, they were still bomb! I, however, have never had them with cake!

WTNH reports:

Three Pennsylvania teens must clean toilets, urinals and bed pans after admitting they iced a birthday cake with feces as a prank on a high school classmate.

Authorities say the trio and a juvenile student provided school officials with written confessions after a classmate and her family was sickened by the cake.

How the hell do you not know there’s sh*t on the piece of cake you just cut? Sweet doesn’t kill sh*t! I have no sympathy! Eat sh*t on a whole new level! And how about that punishment – clean toilets, urinals and bed pans for feeding poop to a family? How about you eat the rest of the cake you made?

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Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?

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Look, Alistair Overeem is a behemoth – a behemoth who likes his sauce, but still a behemoth. Brock Lesnar is a freak of f*ckin nature who, at 265 pounds, moves like a gazell. These two grown-ass men are gonna tangle in less than two weeks, and I’m looking forward to this Friday night  like a date with a hot-ass chick I’m pretty sure is a sure thing! What Wacky Wants To Know is……Who’s gonna’ whoop who’s ass on Friday The 30th’s UFC 141: Lesnar vs Overeem for a shot at Brazilian Badass, Junior Dos Santos, who slayed Cain Velasquez?

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Robin Thicke’s Wife, Paula Patton is just that – Thick! Not to mention rich and chocolate! That’s a mean trifecta right there. And who knew – she lived across the street from 20th Century Fox. See, the internet isn’t all bad! It’s full of useful information!

More hot Paula Patton @ Heavy.com

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Who’s Holly Peers? Yeah, I’d miss that question 10 out of 10 times, but, if you rephrase the question – What’s Holly Peers? Simple – a straight-up 10!

Check out more Holly Peers sexiness@ EGOTASTIC

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It pains me to admit that I had no idea who Jennifer Nicole Lee was until I saw her on The Superficial like two minutes ago. She squeezed out a couple kids and then got fat. Gee….never seen that before. The difference is, she did something about it and replaced the fat ass with a fat(pun intended) bank account, a direct result of that smokin’ body you see before you. Now all she needs a is a new friggin’ phone!

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Yep, but not Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook. They’re suing Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Like Store. It’s kind of a funny story….not really!

WHDH reports:

Israeli entrepreneur Rotem Guez says he has legally changed his name to that of Facebook’s CEO, a gimmick meant to persuade the social networking site to back down from what he says are threats to take legal action against him.

He’s telling Facebook: “If you want to sue me, you’re going to have to sue Mark Zuckerberg.”

He says a lawyer for Facebook pressed him this week to close his online business, Like Store, calling it illegal.

Oh, I get it……LAME!!! Guez, actually, acknowledges his site violates Facebook’s TOS. My advice: Do something else , Bro. This is like David going up against Goliath, if David were a snail and Goliath a 500-pound Bengal Tiger. Whenever Goliath decides to end it, it(The End) will come. Nothing Biblical will happen here, except a quick, predictable ass-whoopin’!

A while ago we did a post about a chick who looked like she, or someone, had stuffed two christmas hams down her dress, ‘cuz how else could she be sportin’ such a big butt?  Well, I’ve come across some more alleged garment stuffers, flaunting raw juiciness that just can’t be explained, and here they are taking H.A.M. to a whole nother level……..Busted!!! Y’all ain’t slick!

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