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This is Aida Yespica, ex-Miss Venezuela, but not ex-Hottie! Here she is getting her beauty sleep, making that ugly sleep face, but still mega-hot. How can that be? Oh yeah, the smokin’ body and brown, lickable skin. Nevermind! See more Aida on the beach in a bikini @ The Superficial.
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You know a chick is hot when all she’s showing is a mid drift splattered with ink(real or fake), and that’s all you need to know you’d propose to her at Taco Bell during lunch rush, wearing a sombrero and a thong. Yep, that’s hot! Hey, I’m just the messenger here!
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Being a limo driver seems like it would be cool. Riding VIP’s around, occasionally, meeting celebrities, witnessing wild sh*t every so often – it seems so glamorous, right? Sure, until you get jacked at gunpoint by some naked dude!
KSDK reports -
A police dog took down a naked carjacking suspect Saturday in Whittier, California.
It started Saturday evening when Irvine police say someone stole a Hummer limousine after pointing a gun at the driver.
No one else was in the limo at the time.
After the limo turned into a residential area the driver jumped out, naked, and ran away with his arms up.
Nothin’ like having to take a naked man’s back and handcuff him, eh? Damn, being a police officer kinda sucks too!!!
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I’m all about easy, so this is a new thing that should be “easy” to maintain, since I’ll have all weekend to think about it. With that, I present the first of, hopefully, many Monday 10′s – “Tight Jeans On Appropriate Bodies”. And by appropriate, I mean worthy of ogling to the point of creepiness. Enjoy!
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When I was 11, I walked in on a burglary after school. It messed me up for a while. I’m pretty sure they did drugs, ‘cuz they dropped a bag of pennies and nickels worth about 5 bucks on the way out the door they busted down. I’m positive that Elizabeth Halfmoon does drugs.
A woman in Oklahoma is arrested for allegedly mixing chemicals needed to make meth inside a Walmart. She reportedly told police she was too broke to buy the chemicals. Shoppers had no idea this woman is suspected of cooking meth inside Walmart while they were inside.
Police said once Walmart security knew what Elizabeth Halfmoon was up to, they called police.
The worst part is Walmart zombies shoppers had no idea what was taking place right under their noses, but this is my favorite part of the story:
“This is a family store,” said Jessica Fuentes, who had her 1-year-old son in the store. “People need to start thinking. If she has family, she needs to think about her family. If you are broke, do something. Get a job, do something better with your life. Don’t do something like that. It’s just wrong.”
People need to start thinking? She needs to think about her family? Hey, Jessica, get hooked on meth and let’s revisit this topic. People on drugs have sold their own kids to get high! Straight dudes give BJ’s to get high! Do you really believe these individuals are of sound mind? Do you think they’re thinking about anything else but drugs? It’s that easy, eh? I love how people simplify sh*t! It’s called an epidemic for a reason.
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People have complained about welfare recipients for as long as I can remember. “Why can’t they just get a job?” “I’m not paying taxes, so they can live the good life and sit on their asses all day!” Sound familiar? Well, I’ve got a story for ya’. How do you feel about your tax dollars enabling recipients to live on a lake and jet around the world, truly living the good life? Well, allow me to introduce David Silverstein and Lyudmila Shimonova of Seattle, Washington.
According to MYNDYTV:
A Seattle chiropractor and his wife live in a $1.2 million waterfront home and have spent the past eight years flying to Moscow, Paris, Israel, Turkey, Mexico and the Dominican Republic.
All the while, federal authorities say, the couple was collecting more than $100,000 in welfare.
Now, the U.S. attorney’s office is suing David Silverstein and Lyudmila Shimonova, accusing them of filing false claims and demanding that the couple pay back more than $135,000 in federal housing assistance since 2003. Prosecutors are also seeking tens of thousands of dollars in fines.
In gaining Section 8 housing assistance, Shimonova represented that she lived alone with her two children and that her household assets were less than $5,000. Silverstein received the monthly benefits of $1,272 as Shimonova’s purported landlord, the government said.
Shimonova also received benefits under the federal Temporary Assistance for Needy Families program, as well as Social Security cash reserved for people who can’t work due to age or disability and whose assets fall below a certain threshold — $3,000 for a married couple or $2,000 for a single person, the complaint said.
Damn! That’s a nice f*ckin house, though! What a feel good story! Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars swindled out from under our noses for waterfront property and exotic trips, only to get caught and humiliated publicly! Sometimes, life’s fair!
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Wanna track Santa? Well, there’s an app that allows you to do just that. You know N.O.R.A.D. right? They’re the organization that’s responsible for keeping us and Canada safe from aerospace attacks. Important sh*t right? Well, apparently, tracking Santa on Christmas Eve is important too, ‘cuz that’s what they do, and you can too via an app they created. Just go to their website, Norad Santa(Damn, that’s catchy!), and download it.
Image via Bigoo
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JWOWW has a new fragrance that will be sold at KMart and i bet it smells just like you’d think she’d smell, which may or may not be a bad thing! Who cares, right? Um, you do, cuz you’re reading this. Click here, Liar!
