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Mark Sanchez has been questionable since he came into the league, especially this season. ESPN just generated another question, for me anyway! What’s a “Passy TD”? Is it like in between a passing td and a p*ssy td? If that’s the case, what’s a p*ssy td? Maybe what td’s are called when your interceptions outweigh your td’s? New league term? Hmmmm…..
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Here are some cool-ass links from around the web!
Kanye And Jay-Z Worth Your Time? (Soda Head)
Olivia Wilde Is Probably The Kansas Jayhawks’ Hottest Fans! (Moon Dog)
8 Hit Or Miss New Year’s Eve Movies! (Screen Junkies)
Like Sports Puns? (Straight Pinkie)
Deiondra Sanders Goes H.A.M.! (God Bless The Internet)
Can’t Get Enough Of Elisha Cuthbert? You’re In Luck! (Buge Hoobs)
I Give ‘Em A 10, A F*ckin’ 10! (Repos Delight)
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The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers are scheduled for Summer 2012 releases. For all you comic geeks out there, Wacky Wants To Know which one’s got you more pent up – The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers?
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Alaa Abdel-Fattah, a prominent blogger in Egypt was freed today after being held in custody for more than two months on charges that he was responsible for inciting a riot that led to the deaths of 27 people.
The Washington Examiner reports:
Alaa Abdel-Fattah’s father, Ahmed Seif, told The Associated Press his son would remain in custody for several more hours until the paperwork has been completed. He said his son has been banned from travel abroad.
Abdel-Fattah’s sister, activist Mona Seif, told the AP her brother was on his way to the Egyptian capital’s security headquarters where he would be freed later in the day.
The military has accused Abdel-Fattah of inciting the Christian protesters to attack the soldiers. He was also accused of stealing a military weapon, deliberately destroying military property and attacking security forces.
He denies the allegations.
His supporters dismissed the claims, saying the military was trying to silence a prominent critic and to deflect blame on its soldiers in the violence. Abdel-Fattah wrote in newspaper articles he smuggled out of jail that his arrest was motivated in large part by his insistence on autopsies to determine the cause of the protesters’ deaths.
Several of the victims were found to have been killed by being run over, according to activists.
Whether he incited the riot or not, this is a nice Christmas story that will hopefully end with Abdel-Fattah making love to his wife, Manal, and bringing joy to the hearts of at least a few of Wacky Bastard’s many readers! Merry Christmas, Y’all!
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Look, Alistair Overeem is a behemoth – a behemoth who likes his sauce, but still a behemoth. Brock Lesnar is a freak of f*ckin nature who, at 265 pounds, moves like a gazell. These two grown-ass men are gonna tangle in less than two weeks, and I’m looking forward to this Friday night like a date with a hot-ass chick I’m pretty sure is a sure thing! What Wacky Wants To Know is……Who’s gonna’ whoop who’s ass on Friday The 30th’s UFC 141: Lesnar vs Overeem for a shot at Brazilian Badass, Junior Dos Santos, who slayed Cain Velasquez?
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Wanna track Santa? Well, there’s an app that allows you to do just that. You know N.O.R.A.D. right? They’re the organization that’s responsible for keeping us and Canada safe from aerospace attacks. Important sh*t right? Well, apparently, tracking Santa on Christmas Eve is important too, ‘cuz that’s what they do, and you can too via an app they created. Just go to their website, Norad Santa(Damn, that’s catchy!), and download it.
Image via Bigoo
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JWOWW has a new fragrance that will be sold at KMart and i bet it smells just like you’d think she’d smell, which may or may not be a bad thing! Who cares, right? Um, you do, cuz you’re reading this. Click here, Liar!
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Kelly Rowland was smiling from ear-to-ear outside of BBC Radio Studios in London. What woman wouldn’t be all smiles with a mid-drift like that, hosting a hit TV show and a hit record?
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Robert Pattinson recently told British paper, The Guardian, he doesn’t wanna end up like Mark Hamill, who played Luke Skywalker in the 1st 3 Star Wars movies. Pattinson is afraid of being typecast for the rest of his career and falling off the face of the Earth, like Hamill.
In the twilight years of the Twilight juggernaut, his thoughts have turned to what life might be like afterwards. “It’s like being compared to people who’ve been in massive movies who just sort of disappear afterwards, even though they probably had incredibly fulfilling and successful lives,” he says, nibbling on a fingernail. “Like Luke Skywalker.” He scratches his head. “What the fuck’s his name?”
Mark Hamill.
“Yes! People are like: ‘Oh, the Mark Hamill curse.’ And poor Mark Hamill. Jesus Christ.” He tilts back in the chair and laughs, apparently oblivious to the state of his T-shirt. “I mean, I’m sure he did fine.”
Did fine!!! Mark Hamill did nothing after Star Wars, but it wasn’t because of his Luke Skywalker role. He was in a car accident and his
face was disfigured. Plastic surgeons did their best, but couldn’t put his face back together again. Well, not like it was anyway. He wasn’t as photogenic, therefore not as employable, plus the dude couldn’t act! Mark Hamill curse, indeed! Look here, Rob. Wanna avoid the Mark Hamill Curse? Drive safe!!!
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All you horny dudes out there that have never known the joy of feeling the hot, sexy, silky skin of an athletic woman, who could probably kick your ass, pressed up against your body are in luck, ‘cuz MTV is about to give one of you guys 15 minutes, or two, of pleasurable fame.
From the horse’s mouth:
We’re giving one lucky fan the opportunity to experience what true fantasy football really is with a chance to tackle an LFL team player during halftime at Lingerie Bowl IX in Las Vegas! Enter now for your chance to win a VIP trip for you and a friend to Las Vegas and see if you can take down an LFL Player.
Oh, by the way, I may be there……..so beware!
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“In Living Color” was the greatest show on TV back in the 90′s, and I almost needed therapy when it went off air. “Lemme tell ya’ somethin’” and “Homey don’t play dat” came outta my mouth at least 10 times a day, while rockin’ the Cross Colours gear! Don’t get me wrong, I had sex with women on a regular basis. Anyway, Fox is bringing the “color” back to TV next year, and I couldn’t be more than ready.
An updated version of the program will air as “two half-hour specials in the spring of 2012,” the network said in a statement. The exact dates of these shows have not been released.
Keenen Ivory Wayans, the original series’ creator and executive producer of the coming edition, will host the new episodes. Except for him, these shows will feature a new cast of “fresh, young talent,” according to Fox.
The show was a jumping-off point for several now mainstream performers like Jamie Foxx and Jim Carrey, as well as Jennifer Lopez and “Dancing With the Stars” judge Carrie Ann Inaba — who both were part of the “Fly Girls,” the show’s dance troupe. It also was a home base for several members of the Wayans family — Keenen, Damon, Kim, Marlon and Shawn.
Knew about Jennifer Lopez being a Fly Girl, but had no idea about Carrie Ann Inaba. She’s now relevant, and a little sexier, as far as I’m concerned. Good for her! All I need is a Cross Colours revival, and it’ll really be on!
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Curtis Jackson – 50 Cent – is promoting his new Street King Energy Shot product and is asking consumers to like it on Facebook. For every like his energy shots receive, he’ll donate a meal to a child in need. Now, that’s gangsta!!!
