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Mark Sanchez has been questionable since he came into the league, especially this season. ESPN just generated another question, for me anyway! What’s a “Passy TD”? Is it like in between a passing td and a p*ssy td? If that’s the case, what’s a p*ssy td? Maybe what td’s are called when your interceptions outweigh your td’s? New league term? Hmmmm…..
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Look, Alistair Overeem is a behemoth – a behemoth who likes his sauce, but still a behemoth. Brock Lesnar is a freak of f*ckin nature who, at 265 pounds, moves like a gazell. These two grown-ass men are gonna tangle in less than two weeks, and I’m looking forward to this Friday night like a date with a hot-ass chick I’m pretty sure is a sure thing! What Wacky Wants To Know is……Who’s gonna’ whoop who’s ass on Friday The 30th’s UFC 141: Lesnar vs Overeem for a shot at Brazilian Badass, Junior Dos Santos, who slayed Cain Velasquez?
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I never payed much attention to Mark Rypien, mainly, cuz he played quarterback for the Washington Redskins, whom he did win a Super Bowl with. I’ve never been a fan of the Washington Redskins! In fact, I forgot about Donovan McNabb, momentarily, when he was a QB there. Rypien’s MVP award in Super Bowl XXVI(where the Redskins absolutely destroyed the buffalo Bills) was much deserved, however, especially since he was Canadian, who don’t get much respect in the U.S., unless they play in the NHL, of course. Anyway, turns out Mr. Rypien has a daughter, Angela Rypien, who is also a QB…….in the Lingerie Football League. Where the hell have I been? Chicks and the NFL are very important to me and being in the dark when it comes to significant developments involving either one makes me feel a little less than manly, which I can generally alleviate with several shots of whiskey and some chicken. Well, i’m already drunk and not hungry, so throw that remedy out the window! What was I talkin’ about? Oh yeah, hot chick, with a famous NFL Dad, playing football in her underwear. Angela plays QB for the Seattle Mist, but that really doesn’t matter……she plays in her underwear! She could be the water boy(girl), and it would still be relevant, as long as she’s in her underwear. One has to wonder what a father thinks about his little girl running around in her undies in front of a bunch of ogling, obnoxious, perverted dudes(like me).
One of my favorite sports blogs, Shutdown Corner, shed some light on this very important subject via another sports blog, Lost Lettermen:
The elder Rypien still doesn’t sound thrilled about it, but it also doesn’t appear to bother him either.
“I think everybody that really gets on the field and watches the gals warm up — the ones that come there to support their team or to see what it’s all about, kind of get that, ‘Yeah, they’re out there in their bra and panties and they’re playing football,’” Mark said. “[But] once the first snap happens and they start smacking each other around, you lose sight of all of that and you’re looking at the technical aspects of the game.”
Now, I’m sure Mark Rypien is an understanding, respectful kinda guy, but he just sounds like a very partial father watching his little girl run around with a football, in her drawls with a bunch of other hot chicks, tackling each other in their drawls. Wanna hear comments from an impartial man watching a bunch of hot chicks, running around with a football, tackling each other in their drawls? Ok!
Woooo! Tackle that b*tch! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Rip that sh*t off! Uh Huh!!! Wooo! Hooo! Yeeeeaaaaah!!! Gimme another beer Mutha F*cka!!!
Sorry, just keepin’ it real!
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That’s 12 touchdowns scored by one man in one game, which is pretty amazing. McKenzie High QB, Will Totten, went crazy with the scoring against Lowell High in a game that ended with a final score of 88-80 in favor of Totten’s team. The Oregon schools are in a class that plays an 8-man game, so I’m a little less impressed by the feat, given that I once scored 7 touchdowns in a 4-0n-4 pickup game when I was 10, which is kinda unrelated and didn’t impress anyone.
Anywho, check out the rest of the story @ The Prep Rally.
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Oakland Raider’s Owner and Legend, Al Davis, is dead at the age of 82. The Pro Football Hall of Fame Inductee was criticized in his later years for bringing down the Raiders Organization, but, make no mistake about it, he will be missed in Raider Nation. Take it from one of it’s most loyal citizens! The Black Hole just got a little bigger today! Gotta love that hair!
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Phil Heath used to be a 180-pound guard in college. Now he’s Mr. Olympia? I’m officially in the friggin’ twilight zone!
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The Dallas Cowboys and Notre Dame Fighting Irish have been over-promising and under-delivering for years now. It’s time to stop believing, Guys, but we’ll be back at it next year. The Cowboys and Irish were both slappin’ their opponents, and then they both lost. The Jets beat the Cowboys 27-24 on a Nick Folk(of all people) 50-yard field goal, while the Wolverines beat the Irish 35-31 on a last-second touchdown pass by Denard Robinson, who had 3 interceptions in the game. I don’t even like Notre Dame and was disgusted!
Wacky Wants To Know who was the biggest choke over the weekend?
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With the NFL season kicking off tonight(thank God) and featuring the previous two Super Bowl-winning QB’s , Wacky Wants To Know who you think will have the most passing yards this season – Aaron Rodgers or Drew Brees. Both teams are equipped with high-power offenses, especially in the passing game, so big numbers from both squads should be eminent by season’s end. Make your picks below and enjoy the game!
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John McEnroe is probably my favorite tennis player ever, next to Arthur Ashe, but John McEnroe used to act like a Spoiled F*****g Brat on the court. He was, however, a dominant force on the tour in his heyday. Has Andy Roddick even had a “heyday”? I didn’t think so! And now, he’s old, so what does the future hold? Well, hopefully, not the asinine behavior he displayed last night in his first-round loss to Phil Kohlschreiber at the Western and Southern Open in Cincinnati. Yeah, first round!!! Now, Kohlschreiber ain’t no scrub, but c’mon, his last name sounds like a kosher hot dog brand. Well, before he lost to Phil, Andy acted like an a**hole and launched a ball into the stands, among other things.Personally, if I were married to Brooklyn Decker, nothing could ever upset me!
Anyway, here’s what Chris Chase over at Busted Racquet had to say:
Andy Roddick was unraveling long before he smashed a ball in frustration to the top of the stands during his first-round match at the Western and Southern Open on Monday night. The former world No. 1 had blown a set and a break lead to Phillip Kohlschreiber and had just double faulted to give the German a chance to go up a break in the deciding set. That’s when he whacked at a ball in anger and sent it sailing high into the Cincinnati night.
Instead of serving at 30-40, Roddick was issued a point penalty for his actions and would lose the game without playing another point. He went down 0-5 in the set and eventually lost to Kohlschreiber 6-7 (5), 7-5, 6-1.
The early loss continues Roddick’s lost summer. In the rankings released next week, he’ll be outside the top 20 for the first time since Aug. 19, 2001. He’s won just five of his last 14 matches overall, including the last four straight. Since losing an epic five-set Wimbledon final to Roger Federer in 2009, Roddick has advanced to the quarterfinals of a Slam only once. Four times he’s gone out in the third round or earlier.
I mean, a tennis ball launched into the air can easily be caught, but a line drive would be a different story. Maybe next time, eh, Andy? I know it’s your livelihood, and it’s hella competitive, but when you start launching balls into the stands and risking the safety of innocent fans there’s only one solution: Some serious reflection regarding your future, followed by a group intervention, featuring a staunch ass-whoopin’(and maybe some extra workouts), you rich, hot wife-having ingrate!
