Wacky Bastards

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Ok, so I’m repeating myself here, but hey, sexy never gets old, so shut the hell up! LeAnn Rimes continued to steam up the beaches of Hawaii in a sexy purple and pink bikini number. Eddie Cibrian’s still there somewhere, but who cares? Anyway, LeAnn made a trip to the ladies room which means something, apparently, when you’re hot and famous with an ass like that. Hope she washed her hands! Ew……and her feet!

More @ FAME/FLYNET

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Actress LeAnn Rimes strutted the beach, showing off her toned body in a sexy bikin, in Maui, Hawaiii. She then stuffed her face with hubby Eddie Cibrian and a couple friends. Must be nice! I’m off to work……F*ckin Awesome!!!

Enjoy more pics @ FAME/FLYNET

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I don’t know which I’d rather have most, to be honest…….. (more…)

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Let’s just call it Alba San Lucas! Damn, just had a baby, and she’s lookin that scrumptious? Jessica Alba……We salute you!

More pics @ FAME/FLYNET

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Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?

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Robin Thicke’s Wife, Paula Patton is just that – Thick! Not to mention rich and chocolate! That’s a mean trifecta right there. And who knew – she lived across the street from 20th Century Fox. See, the internet isn’t all bad! It’s full of useful information!

More hot Paula Patton @ Heavy.com

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Who’s Holly Peers? Yeah, I’d miss that question 10 out of 10 times, but, if you rephrase the question – What’s Holly Peers? Simple – a straight-up 10!

Check out more Holly Peers sexiness@ EGOTASTIC

A while ago we did a post about a chick who looked like she, or someone, had stuffed two christmas hams down her dress, ‘cuz how else could she be sportin’ such a big butt?  Well, I’ve come across some more alleged garment stuffers, flaunting raw juiciness that just can’t be explained, and here they are taking H.A.M. to a whole nother level……..Busted!!! Y’all ain’t slick!

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This is Aida Yespica, ex-Miss Venezuela, but not ex-Hottie! Here she is getting her beauty sleep, making that ugly sleep face, but still mega-hot. How can that be? Oh yeah, the smokin’ body and brown, lickable skin. Nevermind! See more Aida on the beach in a bikini @ The Superficial.

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You know a chick is hot when all she’s showing is a mid drift splattered with ink(real or fake), and that’s all you need to know you’d propose to her at Taco Bell during lunch rush, wearing a sombrero and a thong. Yep, that’s hot! Hey, I’m just the messenger here!

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I’m all about easy, so this is a new thing that should be “easy” to maintain, since I’ll have all weekend to think about it. With that, I present the first of, hopefully, many Monday 10′s – “Tight Jeans On Appropriate Bodies”. And by appropriate, I mean worthy of ogling to the point of creepiness. Enjoy!

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