Sup,
The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers are scheduled for Summer 2012 releases. For all you comic geeks out there, Wacky Wants To Know which one’s got you more pent up – The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers?
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Sup,
Ever seen Wipeout? If not, you suck! No, really, you do! Well, let me ease up on that. Maybe, you don’t have a TV, and you’re one of those “smartphone, tablet junkies, spouting off nonsense like “everything’s going to the internet, so why spend money on a TV”. Well, I would say watch it online, then, Nerds Guys! Tune in Friday nights, starting September 2nd!
Check it out here, if you don’t know what I’m talking about(Just Sad!)
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I’m on the couch, Bundy-style, watching Teen Wolf(don’t judge), when Zoe Saldana bursts on the scene, straight blastin fools and hittin’ ‘em with a right, left, right, left, your toofless, and then they say God…..hold up….forgot where I was. Let’s just say she was kickin’ ass and taking names. Just when I thought the crotch assault couldn’t get any worse, the words are spoken…….COLOMBIANA! Damn the fact it was a man’s voice, I swear it took 5 minutes for the title to stop whispering in my ear, then I needed a cigarette. Hell, I don’t even smoke! Black, blue, brown, green……Zoe Saldana can get it, however she wants it. I’m a fan. Never forget her name? Nope! Vengeance is Beautiful? Yep! And then, the icing on the cake(pun intended) – it comes out on Wacky Bastard’s birthday. Happy Birthday, Wacky! We’re going to see Colombiana! Check out the trailer that started it all for me:
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This is the trailer for Magnolia Pictures’ Good Neighbors, starring Scott Speedman(Underworld), Emily Hampshire(Don’t know anything about) and Jay Baruchel(The Sorcerer’s Apprentice). Here’s a synopsis from, I assume, Magnolia Pictures. If not, sorry:
Neighbors Spencer (Scott Speedman) and Louise (Emily Hampshire) have bonded over their fascination with a recent string of murders terrorizing their community. When a new tenant named Victor (Jay Baruchel) arrives in the building, all three quickly hit it off. But as they soon discover, each of them has their own dark secret. As the violence outside mounts, the city retreats indoors for safety. But the more time these three spend together in their apartment building, the clearer it becomes that what they once thought of as a safe haven is as dangerous as any outside terrors they could imagine.
What’s up with that “Don’t Turn The Light On” song? Anyway, it’ll be on demand for $6.99 before the theatrical release(love that sh*t), so maybe I’ll check it out over at Wacky’s crib, since I ain’t payin’ $6.99 to watch anything on demand. Eh, I got 2 on it!
