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5 People have died in the sinking of the cruise ship, Costa Concordia, off the coast of Italy. The ship hit a reef early Saturdayand got it’s “gangsta lean” on. This is exactly why no one will ever get my ass on a boat……no matter how big that b*tch is! Next…….

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Ok, so I’m repeating myself here, but hey, sexy never gets old, so shut the hell up! LeAnn Rimes continued to steam up the beaches of Hawaii in a sexy purple and pink bikini number. Eddie Cibrian’s still there somewhere, but who cares? Anyway, LeAnn made a trip to the ladies room which means something, apparently, when you’re hot and famous with an ass like that. Hope she washed her hands! Ew……and her feet!

More @ FAME/FLYNET

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Actress LeAnn Rimes strutted the beach, showing off her toned body in a sexy bikin, in Maui, Hawaiii. She then stuffed her face with hubby Eddie Cibrian and a couple friends. Must be nice! I’m off to work……F*ckin Awesome!!!

Enjoy more pics @ FAME/FLYNET

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I don’t know which I’d rather have most, to be honest…….. but, the answer is Shauna Sand. The former Mrs. Lorenzo Lamas was out in Beverly Hills gettin’ her hair did while flashin’ her cash and other assets.

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106th and Park Host, Rocsi, vacationed in Miami with her man, Rafael Saadiq, but we didn’t feel the need to show him. She was sportin’ a sexy, black bikini that made the beach look even better. On behalf of Miami Beach……Thanks, Rocsi!

More pics @ FAME/FLYNET

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Let’s just call it Alba San Lucas! Damn, just had a baby, and she’s lookin that scrumptious? Jessica Alba……We salute you!

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Mark Sanchez has been questionable since he came into the league, especially this season. ESPN just generated another question, for me anyway! What’s a “Passy TD”? Is it like in between a passing td and a p*ssy td? If that’s the case, what’s a p*ssy td? Maybe what td’s are called when your interceptions outweigh your td’s? New league term? Hmmmm…..

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Here are some cool-ass links from around the web!

Kanye And Jay-Z Worth Your Time? (Soda Head)

Olivia Wilde Is Probably The Kansas Jayhawks’ Hottest Fans! (Moon Dog)

8 Hit Or Miss New Year’s Eve Movies! (Screen Junkies)

Like Sports Puns? (Straight Pinkie)

Deiondra Sanders Goes H.A.M.! (God Bless The Internet)

Can’t Get Enough Of Elisha Cuthbert? You’re In Luck! (Buge Hoobs)

I Give ‘Em A 10, A F*ckin’ 10! (Repos Delight)

Sexy facial piercings is not a typical phrase for a dude like me, but there are always exceptions. Here are 10 of said exceptions, or maybe it’s the exceptional faces making them sexy!

Alaa Abdel-Fattah, a prominent blogger in Egypt was freed today after being held in custody for more than two months on charges that he was responsible for inciting a riot that led to the deaths of 27 people.

The Washington Examiner reports:

Alaa Abdel-Fattah’s father, Ahmed Seif, told The Associated Press his son would remain in custody for several more hours until the paperwork has been completed. He said his son has been banned from travel abroad.

Abdel-Fattah’s sister, activist Mona Seif, told the AP her brother was on his way to the Egyptian capital’s security headquarters where he would be freed later in the day.

The military has accused Abdel-Fattah of inciting the Christian protesters to attack the soldiers. He was also accused of stealing a military weapon, deliberately destroying military property and attacking security forces.

He denies the allegations.

His supporters dismissed the claims, saying the military was trying to silence a prominent critic and to deflect blame on its soldiers in the violence. Abdel-Fattah wrote in newspaper articles he smuggled out of jail that his arrest was motivated in large part by his insistence on autopsies to determine the cause of the protesters’ deaths.

Several of the victims were found to have been killed by being run over, according to activists.

Whether he incited the riot or not, this is a nice Christmas story that will hopefully end with Abdel-Fattah making love to his wife, Manal, and bringing joy to the hearts of at least a few of Wacky Bastard’s many readers! Merry Christmas, Y’all!

I love chitterlings, or as black folks call ‘em – “Chittlens”, but that’s neither here nor there. My point is, even though I know what they are and what has passed thru them(shit!), once they’ve been cleaned and cooked, I don’t give a damn. They’re bomb!!! I once had a batch that just didn’t seem quite right – a little funkier than normal, and a little nastier. It was slight, but still not quite right. I figured they hadn’t been cleaned as thoroughly as usual, but, hey, they were still bomb! I, however, have never had them with cake!

WTNH reports:

Three Pennsylvania teens must clean toilets, urinals and bed pans after admitting they iced a birthday cake with feces as a prank on a high school classmate.

Authorities say the trio and a juvenile student provided school officials with written confessions after a classmate and her family was sickened by the cake.

How the hell do you not know there’s sh*t on the piece of cake you just cut? Sweet doesn’t kill sh*t! I have no sympathy! Eat sh*t on a whole new level! And how about that punishment – clean toilets, urinals and bed pans for feeding poop to a family? How about you eat the rest of the cake you made?

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Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?

Look, Alistair Overeem is a behemoth – a behemoth who likes his sauce, but still a behemoth. Brock Lesnar is a freak of f*ckin nature who, at 265 pounds, moves like a gazell. These two grown-ass men are gonna tangle in less than two weeks, and I’m looking forward to this Friday night  like a date with a hot-ass chick I’m pretty sure is a sure thing! What Wacky Wants To Know is……Who’s gonna’ whoop who’s ass on Friday The 30th’s UFC 141: Lesnar vs Overeem for a shot at Brazilian Badass, Junior Dos Santos, who slayed Cain Velasquez?