Wacky Bastards

Sup,

I love chitterlings, or as black folks call ‘em – “Chittlens”, but that’s neither here nor there. My point is, even though I know what they are and what has passed thru them(shit!), once they’ve been cleaned and cooked, I don’t give a damn. They’re bomb!!! I once had a batch that just didn’t seem quite right – a little funkier than normal, and a little nastier. It was slight, but still not quite right. I figured they hadn’t been cleaned as thoroughly as usual, but, hey, they were still bomb! I, however, have never had them with cake!

WTNH reports:

Three Pennsylvania teens must clean toilets, urinals and bed pans after admitting they iced a birthday cake with feces as a prank on a high school classmate.

Authorities say the trio and a juvenile student provided school officials with written confessions after a classmate and her family was sickened by the cake.

How the hell do you not know there’s sh*t on the piece of cake you just cut? Sweet doesn’t kill sh*t! I have no sympathy! Eat sh*t on a whole new level! And how about that punishment – clean toilets, urinals and bed pans for feeding poop to a family? How about you eat the rest of the cake you made?

Sup,

Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?

Sup,

Look, Alistair Overeem is a behemoth – a behemoth who likes his sauce, but still a behemoth. Brock Lesnar is a freak of f*ckin nature who, at 265 pounds, moves like a gazell. These two grown-ass men are gonna tangle in less than two weeks, and I’m looking forward to this Friday night  like a date with a hot-ass chick I’m pretty sure is a sure thing! What Wacky Wants To Know is……Who’s gonna’ whoop who’s ass on Friday The 30th’s UFC 141: Lesnar vs Overeem for a shot at Brazilian Badass, Junior Dos Santos, who slayed Cain Velasquez?

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Sup,

Robin Thicke’s Wife, Paula Patton is just that – Thick! Not to mention rich and chocolate! That’s a mean trifecta right there. And who knew – she lived across the street from 20th Century Fox. See, the internet isn’t all bad! It’s full of useful information!

More hot Paula Patton @ Heavy.com

Sup,

Who’s Holly Peers? Yeah, I’d miss that question 10 out of 10 times, but, if you rephrase the question – What’s Holly Peers? Simple – a straight-up 10!

Check out more Holly Peers sexiness@ EGOTASTIC

Sup,

It pains me to admit that I had no idea who Jennifer Nicole Lee was until I saw her on The Superficial like two minutes ago. She squeezed out a couple kids and then got fat. Gee….never seen that before. The difference is, she did something about it and replaced the fat ass with a fat(pun intended) bank account, a direct result of that smokin’ body you see before you. Now all she needs a is a new friggin’ phone!

Sup,

Yep, but not Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Facebook. They’re suing Mark Zuckerberg, CEO of Like Store. It’s kind of a funny story….not really!

WHDH reports:

Israeli entrepreneur Rotem Guez says he has legally changed his name to that of Facebook’s CEO, a gimmick meant to persuade the social networking site to back down from what he says are threats to take legal action against him.

He’s telling Facebook: “If you want to sue me, you’re going to have to sue Mark Zuckerberg.”

He says a lawyer for Facebook pressed him this week to close his online business, Like Store, calling it illegal.

Oh, I get it……LAME!!! Guez, actually, acknowledges his site violates Facebook’s TOS. My advice: Do something else , Bro. This is like David going up against Goliath, if David were a snail and Goliath a 500-pound Bengal Tiger. Whenever Goliath decides to end it, it(The End) will come. Nothing Biblical will happen here, except a quick, predictable ass-whoopin’!

A while ago we did a post about a chick who looked like she, or someone, had stuffed two christmas hams down her dress, ‘cuz how else could she be sportin’ such a big butt?  Well, I’ve come across some more alleged garment stuffers, flaunting raw juiciness that just can’t be explained, and here they are taking H.A.M. to a whole nother level……..Busted!!! Y’all ain’t slick!

Images via Tumblr(NSFW Ads)

Sup,

This is Aida Yespica, ex-Miss Venezuela, but not ex-Hottie! Here she is getting her beauty sleep, making that ugly sleep face, but still mega-hot. How can that be? Oh yeah, the smokin’ body and brown, lickable skin. Nevermind! See more Aida on the beach in a bikini @ The Superficial.

Sup,

You know a chick is hot when all she’s showing is a mid drift splattered with ink(real or fake), and that’s all you need to know you’d propose to her at Taco Bell during lunch rush, wearing a sombrero and a thong. Yep, that’s hot! Hey, I’m just the messenger here!

Sup,

Being a limo driver seems like it would be cool. Riding VIP’s around, occasionally, meeting celebrities, witnessing wild sh*t every so often – it seems so glamorous, right? Sure, until you get jacked at gunpoint by some naked dude!

KSDK reports -

A police dog took down a naked carjacking suspect Saturday in Whittier, California.

It started Saturday evening when Irvine police say someone stole a Hummer limousine after pointing a gun at the driver.

No one else was in the limo at the time.

After the limo turned into a residential area the driver jumped out, naked, and ran away with his arms up.

Nothin’ like having to take a naked man’s back and handcuff him, eh? Damn, being a police officer kinda sucks too!!!

Sup,

I’m all about easy, so this is a new thing that should be “easy” to maintain, since I’ll have all weekend to think about it. With that, I present the first of, hopefully, many Monday 10′s – “Tight Jeans On Appropriate Bodies”. And by appropriate, I mean worthy of ogling to the point of creepiness. Enjoy!