Old Man, Old Woman Caught Having Sex In A Buick
Thursday, October 6th, 2011
Sup,
This is the kind of sh*t that makes perusing the internet everyday worth every tedious second.
A naked 71-year-old woman and her equally clothes-free male companion, 54, were arrested last month for indecent exposure after a Michigan cop found them trysting in the back seat of a Buick Regal that was rocking gently and had its windows steamed over.
Now, that’s awesome in itself, but this old geaser is straight comedy and made my year with this next one:
When the officer opened the vehicle’s rear door and asked the nude couple what they were doing, Tim Adams offered a concise answer. “I’m fucking this chick,” he said.
The chick’s name was Rita Daniels, by the way. Anyway, I’m going on record and stating that “Tim Adams is my hero”, and this is coming from a gentleman whose skin pigmentation doesn’t match that of Ol’ Tim.
Bottom line: It’s nice to see over-the-hill individuals reliving the good ol’ days and having no shame in their game! Good for them!
