Wacky Bastards

Sup,

Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?

Sup,

Who’s Holly Peers? Yeah, I’d miss that question 10 out of 10 times, but, if you rephrase the question – What’s Holly Peers? Simple – a straight-up 10!

Check out more Holly Peers sexiness@ EGOTASTIC

A while ago we did a post about a chick who looked like she, or someone, had stuffed two christmas hams down her dress, ‘cuz how else could she be sportin’ such a big butt?  Well, I’ve come across some more alleged garment stuffers, flaunting raw juiciness that just can’t be explained, and here they are taking H.A.M. to a whole nother level……..Busted!!! Y’all ain’t slick!

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Sup,

You know a chick is hot when all she’s showing is a mid drift splattered with ink(real or fake), and that’s all you need to know you’d propose to her at Taco Bell during lunch rush, wearing a sombrero and a thong. Yep, that’s hot! Hey, I’m just the messenger here!

Sup,

I’m all about easy, so this is a new thing that should be “easy” to maintain, since I’ll have all weekend to think about it. With that, I present the first of, hopefully, many Monday 10′s – “Tight Jeans On Appropriate Bodies”. And by appropriate, I mean worthy of ogling to the point of creepiness. Enjoy!

Sup,

The boys over at Guyism have a list of 7 Things Women Want In A Man, personality-wise. I think it’s two things that have nothing to do with personality, but hey, who really cares  what I think, right? You do? Awww, that’s nice!

Sup,

I never payed much attention to Mark Rypien, mainly, cuz he played quarterback for the Washington Redskins, whom he did win a Super Bowl with. I’ve never been a fan of the Washington Redskins! In fact, I forgot about Donovan McNabb, momentarily, when he was a QB there. Rypien’s MVP award in Super Bowl XXVI(where the Redskins absolutely destroyed the buffalo Bills) was much deserved, however, especially since he was Canadian, who don’t get much respect in the U.S., unless they play in the NHL, of course. Anyway, turns out Mr. Rypien has a daughter, Angela Rypien, who is also a QB…….in the Lingerie Football League. Where the hell have I been? Chicks and the NFL are very important to me and being in the dark when it comes to significant developments involving either one makes me feel a little less than manly, which I can generally alleviate with several shots of whiskey and some chicken. Well, i’m already drunk and not hungry, so throw that remedy out the window! What was I talkin’ about? Oh yeah, hot chick, with a famous NFL Dad, playing football in her underwear. Angela plays QB for the Seattle Mist, but that really doesn’t matter……she plays in her underwear! She could be the water boy(girl), and it would still be relevant, as long as she’s in her underwear. One has to wonder what a father thinks about his little girl running around in her undies in front of a bunch of ogling, obnoxious, perverted dudes(like me).

One of my favorite sports blogs, Shutdown Corner, shed some light on this very important subject via another sports blog, Lost Lettermen:

The elder Rypien still doesn’t sound thrilled about it, but it also doesn’t appear to bother him either.

“I think everybody that really gets on the field and watches the gals warm up — the ones that come there to support their team or to see what it’s all about, kind of get that, ‘Yeah, they’re out there in their bra and panties and they’re playing football,’” Mark said. “[But] once the first snap happens and they start smacking each other around, you lose sight of all of that and you’re looking at the technical aspects of the game.”

Now, I’m sure Mark Rypien is an understanding, respectful kinda guy, but he just sounds like a very partial father watching his little girl run around with a football, in her drawls with a bunch of other hot chicks, tackling each other in their drawls. Wanna hear comments from an impartial man watching a bunch of hot chicks, running around with a football, tackling each other in their drawls? Ok!

Woooo! Tackle that b*tch! That’s what I’m talkin’ ’bout! Rip that sh*t off! Uh Huh!!! Wooo! Hooo! Yeeeeaaaaah!!! Gimme another beer Mutha F*cka!!!

Sorry, just keepin’ it real!

Sup,

I once went to a dinner where ham was promised but no ham was served. I asked wtf happened and heard “they were all out”. I was pissed, and dinner just wasn’t quite the same. I asked myself, how could they have been outta ham? Of course, the dinner wasn’t about the food, it was about spending time with family and friends, but I really wanted some ham, though! I’m sure I’m not the only individual ever who was disappointed no ham was served at dinner, and I’m pretty sure I found at least one reason why a couple of people at some point  in time went without. Dayum!!!

Sup,

Remember the Buns Of Steel workout videos that were all the rage back in the day? Yeah, I’ll bet they didn’t sell one copy in Brazil. Here are some Gisele Bundchen bikini shots in Costa Rica showin off her post-baby buns lookin’ like they came straight from the hands of Vasco Prado himself. The Brazilian booty never ceases to amaze me, but when a tall, lanky, over 30 mom is sporting an a** like this, I just have to revisit my fascination and re-evaluate how unfair life truly is that said a** has/will never be a part of my life. Obsessing? Maybe a little!

Fame Pictures

Sup,

I watch “So You Think You Can Dance” pretty regularly, and fixate on a few of the females every season. In the third season, I latched on to ballroom dancer, Lacey Schwimmer, sister of the previous season’s winner, Benji Schwimmer. Yeah, that’s a talented family. I thought Lacey was an attractive girl, with some nice curves, and was disappointed when she left the competition, taking fourth place. Then, she joined “Dancing With The Stars”, and I saw more curves, which actually had me watching a little bit more “Dancing With The Stars”. Fast forward to August 6th, 2011 at the Vanity Nightclub in The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas, and all I can say is “BOING”! What the hell is really going on, ‘cuz I swore, at first glance, “oh Coco’s at  another red carpet event”, but nope! It’s Lacey Schwimmer wearing black stretch pants, with ass-for-days(and you know how much we love ass around these parts), lookin’ like a double-scoop fudge/caramel sundae with a strawberry glaze!(I’m a poet)  All that’s missing are the “Nuts”. Sorry, haven’t eaten yet!

Fame Pictures

Sup,

So Reggie Bush just got traded to the Miami Dolphins, and will be down there in South Beach where damn-near every chick looks like his current squeeze Claudia Sampedro, a cuban model with assets seemingly greater than Bill Gates’. I’ve said to myself(not that I talk to myself often), I’d like to see more of Miss Sampedro, and it seems my prayers may have been answered, as she’ll be appearing in ads for Sicario Tequila, combining my two favorite pastimes – ogling women and drinkin’! I don’t know much about her, but the pic above is courtesy of Claudia via Lockerz, and can I say, “I’m diggin’ the tat”? Here at Wacky Bastards, our slogan is “A splash of fun….A shot of crazy”. I’m inclined to caption the above Claudia Sampedro photo , ” A shot of buns….A splash of amazing”, ‘cuz that’s what it is………..Amazing!

Check out the video of her dishing about Sicario Tequila and more photos at Mommy’s Dirty Little Secret, my kinda’ site!