The good folks over at Ashley Madison have compiled a list on how to cheat, based on feedback from their millions of members, after all, it’s estimated that 1 in 3 marriages is affected by infidelity. So, for all you potential and current infidels out there, here’s a list to keep in your hip pocket(some of these are kinda obvious):
Take your time
As exciting as it all may seem, rushing is never a good thing. Choose the right moment carefully, considering all aspects of what your significant other may be doing at each time of the day to avoid being caught
Choose the right place
When you meet your date, avoid choosing places that you have in common with your current partner. Go to another part of town, avoid high-risk public places where you could run into someone you know, even go to a nearby city.
The perfect alibi
Protect yourself and always establish the perfect excuse in advance so you don’t get caught off guard. If you pay attention to the tiniest details you will be able to keep your cool in every situation.
Be careful online
Social networks are perfect for keeping in touch with your friends, but when it comes to lovers, you should keep them out of your public digital life. Setting up a second email account for all communication is a good idea as well.
Don’t search in your own back yard
Avoid your partner’s friends, your neighbors, and especially your colleagues. Most affairs that start at the workplace rarely end well… stay away from situations and people that can give you away easily.
Avoid digital lipstick
Perfume on your shirt and handwritten notes are in the past. Nowadays e-mails, text messages, online chat history and social networks are easily trackable ways your partner can catch you stepping out. Use tools like Ashleymadison.com that erase the digital trail from your computer with the touch of our proprietary Panic Button.
Mind your monthly credit card bill
Be cautious … know your billing cycle. Avoid paying with a credit card during romantic rendezvous with your lover, including restaurants and hotels. Use sites like Ashleymadison.com that uses discreet billing to make sure your spouse is none the wiser.
Set boundaries
Set your own rules from the beginning. This is the only way you will be able to avoid unexpected calls or visits. If limits are not established early on, a simple misunderstanding could have disastrous consequences for your marriage.
Every Jack has his Jill
Don’t waste time on dating websites trying to meet a single person who will just want more in the end. Choose places and websites specifically for people looking for an affair and you’ll find someone on the same wavelength who has the same risk factor as well.
A little bit of common sense
Finally, and most importantly, trust your instincts and take your time looking for the right lover. Find a trustworthy person who understands it’s an affair and always practice safe sex.
“Trustworthy person? That’s rich!
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