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I’m all about easy, so this is a new thing that should be “easy” to maintain, since I’ll have all weekend to think about it. With that, I present the first of, hopefully, many Monday 10′s – “Tight Jeans On Appropriate Bodies”. And by appropriate, I mean worthy of ogling to the point of creepiness. Enjoy!
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Rihanna is from Barbados for all you fakers out there who think she’s Jamaican and just like to stare at her body parts. Hey, I stare at her lovely lumps just as much as the next guy, or girl, but at least know she’s from Barbados. Rihanna’s gettin’ more meat on her bones too. Anyway, she was in her hometown to celebrate Kadooment Day, and I never thought red fishnets could make me sweat, without actually having them on in a hot place, of course. During the parade, RiRi had the headdress, sequin bikini, red fishnets ensemble blazin’ a trail through the streets of Barbados – drinkin’ and sprayin’ folks along the way. I like this Rihanna! You can judge a celebrity’s character by how they get down in their hometown, and Rihanna’s workin’ it. Good for her, but better for us, ‘cuz we get to stare at them parts we love so much. Is it just me, or do we have some nipple slippage happening in some of these? Maybe it’s just “a shadow of a nipple”.
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Ashley Tisdale & Julianne Hough decided to play in Miami over the weekend, splashin’ around on jet skis in bikinis, lookin sexy as all get out, while I made my usual 45 min drive to work my ass off all weekend at a thankless job. Life is fair! Not that I want to be Ashley or Julianne, but it sure would’ve been nice to be on the same beach, ogling from afar with the sand in between my toes. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so, eh, God? Naw, the “Man Upstairs” has been good to me, but I’m just sayin’.
Anyway, Julianne’s brother, Derek Hough, was there, as well, but who really cares, ‘cuz I’m pretty sure he didn’t care like I would’ve cared, and if that made sense, you are so in the right place.
Gotta “End” with this: Does Julianne have a nice ass or what? Dayum! Tell us who you think has the better bikini butt in the poll below.
Enjoy the rest of the Ashley Tisdale Julianne Hough pics:
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Holly Madison has a ridiculous body! Her smile ain’t too bad either. Wearing a sexy dress, shamelessly accentuating the jublees, she stopped by The Mandalay Bay Hotel in Las Vegas over the weekend to accept the Beautiful Humanitarian Award at The North American Hairstyle Awards Ceremony, proving she’s not just a good samaritan in the bedroom. Yeeeeah, no matter how much money she made while doing so, I’ll always consider her bangin’ Hef, as long as she did, a level of charity that’s beyond measure.
As it turns out, Holly chose to wear the same dress Kim Kardashian wore a week prior in Las Vegas to Tao Nightclub for her party. Who wore it best? Vote below!
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Kristin Cavallari got dumped by Jay Cutler several days ago. She’s probably been going through a healing process. It may be working!
I think I got it. Ladies, take notes:
Voila….Healed!!!
Warning: Results may vary. Works best if you’re Hot, Rich & Famous
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