Wacky Bastards

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Ok, so I’m repeating myself here, but hey, sexy never gets old, so shut the hell up! LeAnn Rimes continued to steam up the beaches of Hawaii in a sexy purple and pink bikini number. Eddie Cibrian’s still there somewhere, but who cares? Anyway, LeAnn made a trip to the ladies room which means something, apparently, when you’re hot and famous with an ass like that. Hope she washed her hands! Ew……and her feet!

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Actress LeAnn Rimes strutted the beach, showing off her toned body in a sexy bikin, in Maui, Hawaiii. She then stuffed her face with hubby Eddie Cibrian and a couple friends. Must be nice! I’m off to work……F*ckin Awesome!!!

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I don’t know which I’d rather have most, to be honest…….. (more…)

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Would you be? Please! If ya’ gonna eat lead on the way to the grave, this may as well be the last thing you see! Who could be afraid of a gun, with a butt like that behind it?

A while ago we did a post about a chick who looked like she, or someone, had stuffed two christmas hams down her dress, ‘cuz how else could she be sportin’ such a big butt?  Well, I’ve come across some more alleged garment stuffers, flaunting raw juiciness that just can’t be explained, and here they are taking H.A.M. to a whole nother level……..Busted!!! Y’all ain’t slick!

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I’m all about easy, so this is a new thing that should be “easy” to maintain, since I’ll have all weekend to think about it. With that, I present the first of, hopefully, many Monday 10′s – “Tight Jeans On Appropriate Bodies”. And by appropriate, I mean worthy of ogling to the point of creepiness. Enjoy!

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I don’t care much for chocolate, unless, of course, we’re talkin’ ’bout female skin(big wink). The 14th Annual Chocolat Fashion Show held in Paris, recently, has me liking non-flesh chocolate a wee bit more. Take a look at some of this “Sexual Chocolate”.

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MTV Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham, was spotted on the beach displaying her post-baby implants for all the world to see. She ain’t got much else, but those are kinda nice! See more Farrah Abraham implant pics at The Superficial.

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News Flash: Briana Barela is on fire, and who’d love nothing more than to put it out?(Hand raised high in the air) See more Briana @ Uncoached

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Candice Swanepoel did a bikini photo shoot on the beach. Go figure!

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Minka Kelly is fine and she visited Letterman the other night. Lucky Letterman!

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I’m usually working on Sundays, so no church, no football and, definitely, no chicks with porn star bodies frolicking in the water. Rev Run’s daughter, Angela Simmons, and her friends were at it again on Miami Beach, minus the drinking this time, probably cuz it was Sunday. They just played in the water and did a little slap boxing, which, in all fairness, could be one of the sexiest things you’ll ever witness on a beach. Have I expressed how much I’m gonna miss Summer?

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