Wacky Bastards

Sup,

Utah natives are sick of the uptight sh*t that’s goin’ on in their state. Utah, uptight? Naw!!! Anyway, what’s a fed up community to do? How about strip down to their bare necessities and frolic through the streets like a bunch of wannabe Woodstock pot heads, writing unoriginal, uninspiring messages of protest on their, mostly, unattractive bodies? Yeah, that’ll show those conservative political pigs who’s boss! Damn, Alyssa Milano’s fine…….oh, sorry!

The Kansas City Star reports:

Undie Run organizer Nate Porter says the goal of the event Saturday was to organize people frustrated by the conservative nature of the state’s politics.

Nudity was prohibited by organizers. Participants donned bras, panties, nightgowns, swimwear or colorful boxer shorts – and some added political messages by expressing support for causes like gay marriage on their chests, backs or legs.

Sup,

According to the Inquisitr, Rod Blagojevich is seeking a third trial in his corruption case. You know Rod, the ex-Illinois Governor who tried to sell Barack Obama’s vacant senate seat, dontcha? Apparently, Blagojevich’s legal team will be focusing on an “Avalanche of errors” that have been made, thus far, to persuade a judge to grant a third installment.

Good luck with that, Bro!