Wacky Bastards

Sup,

I once went to a dinner where ham was promised but no ham was served. I asked wtf happened and heard “they were all out”. I was pissed, and dinner just wasn’t quite the same. I asked myself, how could they have been outta ham? Of course, the dinner wasn’t about the food, it was about spending time with family and friends, but I really wanted some ham, though! I’m sure I’m not the only individual ever who was disappointed no ham was served at dinner, and I’m pretty sure I found at least one reason why a couple of people at some point  in time went without. Dayum!!!