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5 People have died in the sinking of the cruise ship, Costa Concordia, off the coast of Italy. The ship hit a reef early Saturdayand got it’s “gangsta lean” on. This is exactly why no one will ever get my ass on a boat……no matter how big that b*tch is! Next…….
….Christophe Champenois, 33, of Meaux, France, just outside of Paris.
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My Dad used to threaten to spank me if i didn’t eat all my veggies, but he never did. It was just a scare tactic, but I thought he was the cruelest Dad ever! Compared to this madness, he was the nicest Dad ever!
A French father has been charged with murder after allegedly putting his three-year-old son in a washing machine to punish him for misbehaving in nursery school,
Christophe Champenois, 33, was charged with “murder of a minor” and the mother charged with failing to prevent a crime and assist someone in danger, the AFP reported.
It was not the first time the boy had been put in the washing machine, according to Le Parisien.
Mama Champenois needs that ass whooped……..SAD!!!
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I loved Jaws growing up, although it made swimming a little less fun. Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw were magnificent as Chief Brody, Biologist, Matt Hooper, and Badass Shark Hunter, Sam Quint, respectively. The movie seemed so real, but my mom assured me it was fiction, which I paid no attention to ‘cuz I knew great whites existed, and it could happen. Then, I road the Jaws ride at Universal Studios, and it all made sense – Jaws is fake. All was right in the universe.
Authorities issued a catch-to-kill order to destroy a rogue shark after an American diver was killed Saturday off the coast of Western Australia.
The 32-year-old man, who was six months into a working visa in the country, was struck by the predator around 1:30 p.m. local time while diving alone on the northwest of Rottnest Island, PerthNow reported.
Two of his friends aboard a private boat watched in horror as a “flurry of bubbles” developed in the water before the body surfaced with “obvious traumatic fatal injuries,” Western Australia Police Sgt. Gerry Cassidy said.
Distraught, they made a desperate emergency services call after retrieving the man’s body from the water and witnessing a shark, which they described as a 9.8-foot great white.
The death was the third shark killing in seven weeks, and the fourth in 14 months, prompting Fisheries Minister Norman Moore to issue the first order in the state’s history for his officers to trap and kill the beast in a bid to protect public safety.
“It’s a cloudy old day today which is the same as we had the other day with Cottesloe, and they’re the conditions that sharks love,” Cassidy said.
The “third attack in seven weeks”, and now there’s a “catch-to-kill order” issued? Since when do we need a three strikes and your out rule for shark attacks? Hey, I’m not trying to sound racist, but, you know how they say “black folks can’t swim”? It’s more like “black folks don’t swim…….in shark-infested waters when conditions are perfect for a GWFF(Great White Feeding Frenzy)”. Give me a f*cking break. The joy of diving can’t be that serious! At least wait ’til it’s sunny and bright before doing something stupid like diving in shark-infested waters! Pretty sure it’s safe to say none of the 3 victims were a brotha or a sista!
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The Sesame Street YouTube Channel was hacked yesterday due to some rather dirty goings-on involving some sexual content being broadcast, alledgedly, courtesy of hackers. So, instead of “Big Bird” videos, users were treated to “Big Booty” videos. 10 News reports:
Hackers appeared to have commandeered the YouTube page of the venerable “Sesame Street” children’s show Sunday, reprogramming the page with content brought to you by the letter “X.”
The show page was taken offline Sunday afternoon, and visitors were greeted with a message from the video website informing them it had been shut down “due to repeated or severe violations of our community guidelines.” Users who called up the account earlier had found explicit sex videos instead of Muppets.
Truthfully, I’m feelin’a a little vulnerable here. I mean what’s the world coming to when a Google-powered site can be hacked so viciously? Or was it a hack job? (cue Law And Order SVU music) Love that show!!!
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Steve Jobs has passed away according to Techcrunch.com Cancer was the culprit. I have to say this is a bit disturbing for me, as I flippantly remarked yesterday that Steve Jobs must be dead during a conversation about the new IPHONE. Careful what you say, eh?
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A bag of severed heads was found near an Acapulco school. Wacky’s parents spent their honeymoon in Acapulco many years ago. Coincidence? Probably! Scary as hell? Um, yeah!
Five severed heads were left in a bag near a Mexican primary school, the latest example of the ruthless violence plaguing the country.
Police were not able to determine if the grisly find, in an Acapulco neighborhood, was connected to extortion threats against teachers. Some 140 schools have closed their doors in recent weeks due to frightened teachers going on strike, according to The Associated Press.
The men’s heads were in a sack inside a wooden crate placed near the school, officers said. Messages threatening three aleged drug traffickers were also found in the bag.
Ya’ know, I was just complaining about how wack the parking lot was at my daughter’s school. I think I’ll shut the f*** up now!
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In the world of ridiculousness, a Florida A&M University Women’s Basketball Player, Shannon Washington, was stabbed and, subsequently, killed yesterday in her apartment.
From the horse’s mouth(WLWT):
Police found Shannon Washington with a knife wound to her neck in her apartment early Sunday morning.
She later died at a hospital.
Authorities have charged a friend, 20-year-old Starquineshia Palmer, with first-degree murder in the death.
“For Shannon to be killed in the prime of her life is tragic and senseless,” said FAMU President James Ammons.
Starquineshia(black names rule!) was visiting for the weekend. Students at the university honored Shannon by holding a vigil later in the day. If the friend did it, I’m cuttin’ everybody off! My thoughts and prayers go out to Shannon Washington’s family and friends(except Ms. Palmer).
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