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The Dark Knight Rises and The Avengers are scheduled for Summer 2012 releases. For all you comic geeks out there, Wacky Wants To Know which one’s got you more pent up – The Dark Knight Rises or The Avengers?
Here’s a cool video showcasing the greatest mustaches ever, and what not to do with them, in honor of the fight against prostate and testicular cancer. Movember rocks to save men’s rocks!
This video is a perfect example of why I fear the future. I would equate a Cybergoth Dance Party to a Hip Hop Knitting Class – absolutely, unequivocally unfathomable and totally unnecessary!!!
This video, Alienware Episode 1 Once A Gamer Now A Lamer, was sent to Wacky, but he’s being lazy today, so, of course, he sends it to his lapdog(that would be me), with orders to post about it, after watching it, of course. After seriously considering telling Wacky, Waspp, or whatever the hell he’s calling himself today(sorry, a bit bitter and hungover) to bathe in a pool of razors, I watched it……………AND I LOVED IT!!! I’m not a gamer, and this video proves my decision years ago was spot on, but I watched it three times and laughed louder with each viewing. Sorry, that’s a lie, but I laughed each time….loud! I have one thing to say: “Joe needs a hug, followed by some sex…..with a real woman!” Um, actually, I have two things to say – “Zack Attack rules!”
Ever seen Wipeout? If not, you suck! No, really, you do! Well, let me ease up on that. Maybe, you don’t have a TV, and you’re one of those “smartphone, tablet junkies, spouting off nonsense like “everything’s going to the internet, so why spend money on a TV”. Well, I would say watch it online, then, Nerds Guys! Tune in Friday nights, starting September 2nd!
Check it out here, if you don’t know what I’m talking about(Just Sad!)
This is the trailer for Magnolia Pictures’ Good Neighbors, starring Scott Speedman(Underworld), Emily Hampshire(Don’t know anything about) and Jay Baruchel(The Sorcerer’s Apprentice). Here’s a synopsis from, I assume, Magnolia Pictures. If not, sorry:
Neighbors Spencer (Scott Speedman) and Louise (Emily Hampshire) have bonded over their fascination with a recent string of murders terrorizing their community. When a new tenant named Victor (Jay Baruchel) arrives in the building, all three quickly hit it off. But as they soon discover, each of them has their own dark secret. As the violence outside mounts, the city retreats indoors for safety. But the more time these three spend together in their apartment building, the clearer it becomes that what they once thought of as a safe haven is as dangerous as any outside terrors they could imagine.
What’s up with that “Don’t Turn The Light On” song? Anyway, it’ll be on demand for $6.99 before the theatrical release(love that sh*t), so maybe I’ll check it out over at Wacky’s crib, since I ain’t payin’ $6.99 to watch anything on demand. Eh, I got 2 on it!