Friends Don’t Let Friends Appear In Court Drunk
Sunday, August 7th, 2011
Sup,
It’s nice having friends who won’t stab you in the back. No, they’ll stab you wherever and whenever you ask them to.
From the horse’s mouth(My Fox Philly):
Three people in Beatrice, Neb., were charged after a woman allegedly asked her friends to stab her so she could avoid a probation hearing, the Beatrice Daily Sun reported Friday.
The incident occurred last month when Scott Roberson-Truman, 20, and Jerry L. Duke, 32, stabbed 21-year-old Jessalyn Stierwalt in the stomach and shoulder.
Stierwalt said she had asked the men to stab her so she could dodge a probation meeting the next day because she was not sufficiently sober.
I feel the stare and squint coming……………………..I’m back! Ok, look, I love drinking as much as, if not more than, the the next man, but c’mon. No plans to visit Nebraska no time soon……they crazy up there!
